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Damned Christians
#61
RE: Damned Christians
Once again, if xtians are fucking stupid enough to fall for this shit they deserve to get ripped off.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/this-pro...-you-1000/



Quote:This ‘prosperity gospel prophet’ will you bring you back from the dead — but it’s going to cost you $1,000
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#62
RE: Damned Christians
Fucking asshole.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/louisian...hug-jesus/

Quote:Louisiana televangelist: ‘Even aborted babies’ will be raptured to Heaven where they can ‘hug Jesus’

Quote:“I saw that,” Duplantis, who claims God flew him to Heaven in the 1980s, recalled. “I saw children run up to Jesus and just grab him. Isn’t that nice? It was so wonderful.”


I'm sure the mid double-digit IQ morons who make up his congregation just eat this bullshit up!
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#63
RE: Damned Christians
(March 20, 2016 at 3:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fucking asshole.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/louisian...hug-jesus/

Quote:Louisiana televangelist: ‘Even aborted babies’ will be raptured to Heaven where they can ‘hug Jesus’

Quote:“I saw that,” Duplantis, who claims God flew him to Heaven in the 1980s, recalled. “I saw children run up to Jesus and just grab him. Isn’t that nice? It was so wonderful.”


I'm sure the mid double-digit IQ morons who make up his congregation just eat this bullshit up!
I have been waiting for the rapture for years, namely because I need a new car and my neighbors are Christian ass holes.
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#64
RE: Damned Christians
Oh for shit sake! Christians are again indulging in their right to be uneducated in public places by not even looking in the dictionary to see what word "religion" means and attack atheists about their "religion of lack of religion" in Sunday Times Magazine.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#65
RE: Damned Christians
Oh no! Watch out ladies!!

Christian Author Mack Major Says Female Masturbation Is ‘Direct Path To Satan’

"Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate. Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It's one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.

Masturbation is a direct path to Satan. There's nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack...22324a02ee

Popcorn
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#66
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I mean really Christians and their retarded issues with women. How can this be ever argument for forbidding dildos: "It's one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods."? Like Christians don't use ancient "main pagan ritual ways" to worship their fucking Christ?!! Just take for instance title the Pope has Pontifex Maximus that was the title for Cesar's grand pagan wizard long before Christianity was ever a gleam in bullshiter's eyes.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#67
RE: Damned Christians
All the Christian soldiers marching into war



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#68
RE: Damned Christians
Oh, woooowwwww.

"Are you going to let the Devil rape your children, America?"

That lady has some serious problems. I think her fat son in the sunglasses was worse.

They best be glad I wasn't there, that day!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#69
RE: Damned Christians
(March 20, 2016 at 3:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fucking asshole.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/louisian...hug-jesus/

Quote:Louisiana televangelist: ‘Even aborted babies’ will be raptured to Heaven where they can ‘hug Jesus’

Quote:“I saw that,” Duplantis, who claims God flew him to Heaven in the 1980s, recalled. “I saw children run up to Jesus and just grab him. Isn’t that nice? It was so wonderful.”


I'm sure the mid double-digit IQ morons who make up his congregation just eat this bullshit up!

The unensouled get to meet Jesus ??

That is a REMARKABLE heresy.

Burning at the stake may be insufficient this occasion, wonder what else the True Christians have in their arsenal ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#70
RE: Damned Christians
High on Christianity



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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