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Damned Christians
#51
RE: Damned Christians
So it seems these shitheads weren't paying attention when the Dover PA school board got its ass handed to it.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/03/wva-sc...ionism-and

Quote:W.Va. Schools Consider Creationism And Evolution Scientific Equals


Quote:“I think we can’t single one position,” Knell said. “If we’re going to teach one, we should teach all theories.

"Creationism" is not a "theory" fucktard.  It's a religion.

Quote:The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy. With that said, we do not question that many of the leading advocates of ID have bona fide and deeply held beliefs which drive their scholarly endeavors. Nor do we controvert that ID should continue to be studied, debated, and discussed. As stated, our conclusion today is that it is unconstitutional to teach ID as an alternative to evolution in a public school science classroom.

So sayeth the Judge.


I hope they can afford the lawsuit.
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#52
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You know, I live about 30 minutes from Dover, PA and I full well remember the coverage this story got here, in my town. It made national news. For W.Va schools to even ignore that huge controversy, is more than an injustice to the children that live there. It is a tragedy.
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#53
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The taxpayers should string them up.


Of course in W. VA. the taxpayers are probably assholes.
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#54
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(March 11, 2016 at 1:59 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I don't think religious institutions or training expect their marks to take them anything less than completely seriously.

Well, maybe that's just that. My guess is that there are "regular" Christians that are your every day xtians and there are "serious" ones like priests & nuns who teach regular Christians, but regulars obviously ignore some teachings like on contraception. The fact is that almost all Catholic couples don't have 10 kids because they're obviously are using something, so how do they explain it to themselves? They probably think "That's going too far, it's a minor sin I'll just confess it every Sunday."

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What is up with Christians and Girl Scouts?

Pastor Kevin Swanson:  ‘Girl Scout Leaders should be executed for being pro-gay’
He claims Girl Scout Leaders have flagrantly violated the teachings of Jesus, which clearly state that it’s better for someone to have a millstone hung around their neck and tossed into the sea than force a child to sin.

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/03/girl-...g-pro-gay/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#55
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"Forcing a child to sin" is a problem in Catholicism ?

Jesus Fucking Christ, there are quite a few priests that slept thru that lecture at seminary . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#56
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This one should be filed under "Stupid Christians" but WTF...same thing.  They are obviously gullible and deserve to be ripped off.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/judge-or...site-scam/

Quote:Judge orders Seattle man to repay $7.8 million for running ‘pay to pray’ website scam


Quote:The testimonials were glowing: Pastor John Carlson prayed for them and God delivered on his prayers. A healthy baby. A negative HIV test. A winning lottery ticket. The senior pastor at the Christian Prayer Center (CPC) saved homes from foreclosure and put cancer into remission.
Except, of course, he didn’t.
The online prayer service was a fake, the creation of a Seattle businessman who was shut down this week by the Washington state attorney general’s office after bilking 125,000 people across the country out of more than $7 million.

Fucking fools.
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#57
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Once again....fucking idiots from fucking Texas.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/texas-ma...l-scholar/


Quote:Texas man’s discovery of Noah’s flood fossils in front yard ‘confirmed’ sight-unseen by biblical scholar

Quote:A Texas man who discovered what he believes to be prehistoric fossils in his aunt’s front yard has received confirmation from a self-described biblical scholar and fossil expert — although he has yet to see them, reports KYTX.

According to Wayne Propst, he was replacing soil in his aunt Sharon Givan’s yard when he made the amazing discovery of the fossilized snail shells which he believes date back to the time of Noah’s flood.


Exponential stupidity.
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#58
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(March 18, 2016 at 4:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Once again....fucking idiots from fucking Texas.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/texas-ma...l-scholar/


Quote:Texas man’s discovery of Noah’s flood fossils in front yard ‘confirmed’ sight-unseen by biblical scholar

Quote:A Texas man who discovered what he believes to be prehistoric fossils in his aunt’s front yard has received confirmation from a self-described biblical scholar and fossil expert — although he has yet to see them, reports KYTX.

According to Wayne Propst, he was replacing soil in his aunt Sharon Givan’s yard when he made the amazing discovery of the fossilized snail shells which he believes date back to the time of Noah’s flood.


Exponential stupidity.
Holy shit! The guy is a fucktard, his aunt is a fucktard and the local are fucktards for even covering this! How the fuck are aquatic snails going to die in a flood? They live in the fucking water!!!
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#59
RE: Damned Christians
(March 18, 2016 at 4:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Once again....fucking idiots from fucking Texas.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/texas-ma...l-scholar/


Quote:Texas man’s discovery of Noah’s flood fossils in front yard ‘confirmed’ sight-unseen by biblical scholar

Quote:A Texas man who discovered what he believes to be prehistoric fossils in his aunt’s front yard has received confirmation from a self-described biblical scholar and fossil expert — although he has yet to see them, reports KYTX.

According to Wayne Propst, he was replacing soil in his aunt Sharon Givan’s yard when he made the amazing discovery of the fossilized snail shells which he believes date back to the time of Noah’s flood.


Exponential stupidity.
Reminds me of those stories about people saying they saw Jesus or the Virgin Mary in their food. This guy will probably be a local celebrity for a while and believers from across the land will come to witness this "miracle."
"In three words I can sum up everything about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost
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#60
RE: Damned Christians
It occurs to me that since there is only a 1 in 78,000* chance the snail fossil discoverer is a member of the One True Faith, those fossils are just like all the other ones, IOWs, created and planted by SATAN to fool the gullible.


*the odds could be worse if the One True Faith is only one small congregation somewhere, in which case the odds would further drop to 1 in some number of millions. Score some more souls for SATAN.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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