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Damned Christians
RE: Damned Christians
(April 4, 2019 at 4:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: These pricks annoy me.

I had one a couple of years ago on the train.  We were halfway through our journey when he stoodcup and say, "Hi everyone.  I thought I'd take this opportunity to talk to you about god and Jesus."

Me, "No."

"Pardon?"

Me, "It's Friday evening and everyone is tired from a long week and just want to get home and relax before the weekend.  The last thing any of them need is to be a captive audience for someone pushing their beliefs.  How about sitting down and keeping it to yourself?"

To his credit he did just that and got of at the next station.

I wasn't in the mood that day to be preached at and I was ready for an argument.

The rest of the story is the moving of your blouse to show that scalpel in its decorative holster at your hip, right?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Jesus really came down on this kid.

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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Cinema board in a Bible Belt town

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Fuck! If you Christians think that you exist just to protect us from these sorts of things then just quit!!

Conservative protesters demonstrated outside of this drag queen storytelling event for children at a local library



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Oh no men dressed in drag the horror  Dodgy
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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Sorry but I'm with the Christians on this!

How dare the Gay Mafia™ push their disgusting agenda onto innocent children??

The kids should be in church reading the bible about incest, rape, slavery, war, and genocide!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I wonder if any of these nob jobs would try this shit at the Rocky Horror Picture Show . No they would not as security would kick their asses .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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That's what the police are for.
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Who said that Christianity is not a money scam?



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