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RE: [split] Hello everyone
December 27, 2014 at 9:27 am
These Portuguese ex Catholics sure know their stuff.
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December 27, 2014 at 11:46 am (This post was last modified: December 27, 2014 at 11:46 am by Cyberman.)
(December 27, 2014 at 7:41 am)fr0d0 Wrote: At first I was confused, then I was petrified.... Big Grin

Thanks; now I have Gloria Gaynor in my head...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 27, 2014 at 11:48 am
(December 27, 2014 at 11:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks; now I have Gloria Gaynor in my head...

Yes, me too.
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December 27, 2014 at 11:49 am
Did we win yet? I don't know what's going on.

Am I still an atheist? I forgot how to tell.
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December 27, 2014 at 11:52 am
(December 27, 2014 at 11:48 am)abaris Wrote:
(December 27, 2014 at 11:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks; now I have Gloria Gaynor in my head...

Yes, me too.

Oh, cheating on me, is she?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 27, 2014 at 11:55 am
(December 27, 2014 at 11:52 am)Stimbo Wrote: Oh, cheating on me, is she?

Since 1979.
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December 27, 2014 at 11:55 am
(December 27, 2014 at 11:49 am)robvalue Wrote: Did we win yet? I don't know what's going on.

Am I still an atheist? I forgot how to tell.

Maybe we should first establish whether you are Catholic...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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December 27, 2014 at 11:56 am
(December 27, 2014 at 11:49 am)robvalue Wrote: Am I still an atheist? I forgot how to tell.

Nope. It turns out that we are all catholics sleeping in on Sunday and only dreaming that we are atheists. Makes so much more sense. Angel
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December 27, 2014 at 11:59 am (This post was last modified: December 27, 2014 at 12:01 pm by robvalue.)
Ah, OK. Maybe I'm cathartic.

Wait, if I have to be a theist before becoming an atheist, how long does it have to be for? Like, I believe in God for 5 minutes or something? I could probably do that if hit myself hard enough.
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December 27, 2014 at 12:01 pm
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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