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Ken Ham's ark.
#31
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
If I have my history right, polar bears will show up of their own accord as soon as it is finished. That will be interesting.
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#32
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: there going to sit on the side of ship and crap off the side of boat like they did in the pirate days oh wait also they had wooden buckets to do that stuff in. So they can't break their RP doing that so they would have to piss and shit off the side of the ark.
Quite hard to persuade an alligator to do that I should think.

I'm pretty sure they had something to scoop up animal droppings. ROFLOL
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#33
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
Nah. They'd have been too busy using buckets to clear the piss from the bilges.
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#34
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:34 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Quite hard to persuade an alligator to do that I should think.

I'm pretty sure they had something to scoop up animal droppings. ROFLOL

Noah : cages all clean for the day?
ham : mammals all done
Japheth : I've done the birds
Noah : shem?
Shem : ummm (shifts nervously)
ham (smugly) : shem hasn't done all the reptiles dad
Shem : oh for fuck sake! Last time I tried to do the velocirapters the bastard thing nearly took my arm off!
noah : shem, we made a covenant with God to save ALL the animals. Even the bitey ones.
Shem :fine. You do the fucking velocirapters.
noah : don't get lippy with me boy...
Shem : no, seriously dad, this is bullshit the others get the NICE animals, how come I get those things? I'm not going in there any more!
Noah. : fine, fine. Japheth...
japheth. : ooooo, my back...
Noah : Ham?
ham : sorry, allergy to scales...
noah : oh bugger it. We'll leave em. The triceratops is neck deep in shit anyway, leave it a while, problem goes away.
shem : makes sense. Oh by the by the crocodile got out. He's in the unicorn pen...
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#35
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Faith is good. Faith, reinforced concrete, earth movers, industrial mills and many lorries is apparently better.

Don't know what your problem is.

I watched the Russell Crowe/Noah documentary and according to scientific verifications Noah had *rock people/monsters* to do the heavy lifting.

Rock people and concrete are kind of the same.

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#36
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
For more information about how the whole Noah's ark thing was possible in the first place, I found this undercover footage of the event:

http://youtu.be/j_BzWUuZN5w
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#37
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Faith is good. Faith, reinforced concrete, earth movers, industrial mills and many lorries is apparently better.

Don't know what your problem is.

I watched the Russell Crowe/Noah documentary and according to scientific verifications Noah had *rock people/monsters* to do the heavy lifting.

Rock people and concrete are kind of the same.

No, no, no. Rock people and concrete are different 'kinds' entirely. I learned that in the post-graduate biology program at Liberty University. Sheesh! You atheists with your fancy pretensions to know science! ROFLOL
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#38
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
Crying with laughter here!
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#39
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:55 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Don't know what your problem is.

I watched the Russell Crowe/Noah documentary and according to scientific verifications Noah had *rock people/monsters* to do the heavy lifting.

Rock people and concrete are kind of the same.

No, no, no. Rock people and concrete are different 'kinds' entirely. I learned that in the post-graduate biology program at Liberty University. Sheesh! You atheists with your fancy pretensions to know science! ROFLOL

My great great great great well... you get what i mean was a rock person and i got his genes so i guess i he was lucky enough to catch a ride with noah.
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#40
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
So, it will take them over a year, with power tools, and concrete support structures, to make the arc. And Noah did it in a month with hand tools before the invention of composite materials.

And he doesn't see a problem with this?
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