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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 18, 2015 at 12:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 12:41 pm by vorlon13.)
I had my morning BM today, another well formed, nice consistency, easy to pass and obviously, another blessing from Anusius kind of turd, and just as it went in the water, Anusius kissed me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wow, I am going to have a BLESSED DAY !
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm
Quote:You've almost convinced me to join the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Is there an afterlife and can I feel superior to other people if I join?

Remember, you can recreate his sacrifice with a simple pot and some water.

[Image: 450-boiled.jpg]

The Transubstantiation of stiff noodles into life-giving sustenance is apparent for all to see.

Ramen.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Two questions:
What in ASDFGHJKL's name is the Kenosha Kid?
And, to MysticKnight, how do you explain asexuals then?

In Thomas Pynchon's most famous novel, Gravity's Rainbow, there are several pages of variations on the phrase "you never did the Kenosha Kid" during part one.

No one really knows what it means, but those who are loyal to Pynchon, the one true god, use it as a way to praise his greatness.

You never did the Kenosha Kid.
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