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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am
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After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.
Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it
I am going to steal dyresands idea on another thread and make a plant god.
Proof that there is an almighty plant god. Plants are everywhere. You can see them and feel them. Some of them you can eat.
Plants sacrifice themselves to us in the guise of food, shelter, clothing and a source of heat so that as an example of the highest form of love so that we will one day turn from our barbaric ways
There are dangerous plants because Her Holy Foliage wants is to grow and realizes that we can only evolve if there is some reason for us to do so
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am
The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Where do you think spaghetti comes from? There are various sects, according to how you eat the spaghetti. Do you cut up the noodles? Use parmesan cheese? Meatballs? What kind of noodles and/or meat do you use? Do you accompany it with bread, and what kind? How do you rpepare the spaghetti?
Demeter of Greek Mythology. Just look at nature. You don't think it poofed out of nowhere, do you?
Money. It talks. Whether it can truly buy the best things in life is up for debate, but it can by a lot of second best things.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:14 am
(January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am)Chad32 Wrote: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Where do you think spaghetti comes from? There are various sects, according to how you eat the spaghetti. Do you cut up the noodles? Use parmesan cheese? Meatballs? What kind of noodles and/or meat do you use? Do you accompany it with bread, and what kind? How do you rpepare the spaghetti?
Demeter of Greek Mythology. Just look at nature. You don't think it poofed out of nowhere, do you?
Money. It talks. Whether it can truly buy the best things in life is up for debate, but it can by a lot of second best things.
You've almost convinced me to join the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Is there an afterlife and can I feel superior to other people if I join?
Demeter was a wannabee.. You know that happy, peaceful feeling you get when you look at a forest? That is Her Greeness touching your soul asking to be let in
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:23 am
Thus I name Thee....Beer!
Defense consists of my refrigerator existing and remaining stocked.
That was easy.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? 
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
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When the greatness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster is inside you, you will feel the superior fullness and contentment that comes with knowing his glory. I'm not quite sure there's an afterlife. Much like how letting your spaghetti sit on the table too long makes it less tasty, so too is your enjoyment of spaghetti limited. Commit yourself to it, and enjoy it while you can, and by the end of your days you will be ready for what may or may not await you after you sleep the eternal sleep. Knowing that your life here has been as fullfilling as anyone could hope for.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am
![[Image: 20141102_080626_zps6457f795.jpg~320x480]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=rs1309.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fs624%2Fserickson87%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2F20141102_080626_zps6457f795.jpg~320x480)
Spooky is God. To my knowledge nobody has completely refuted the Egyptian's beliefs.
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Lilith is probably the devil. She's such a terrorist I should have named her Muhammed.
You have picture evidence of two deities. There was already an entire religion built for them.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:34 am
(January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am)Spooky Wrote: Spooky is God. To my knowledge nobody has completely refuted the Egyptian's beliefs.
Lilith is probably the devil. She's such a terrorist I should have named her Muhammed.
The picture of Lilith is wonderful. Her heavily lidded glowering stare threatens endless torment at her soft, shredding paws. But where are the green glowing demon possessed pupils?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:37 am
(January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am)Chad32 Wrote: When the greatness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster is inside you, you will feel the superior fullness and contentment that comes with knowing his glory. I'm not quite sure there's an afterlife. Much like how letting your spaghetti sit on the table too long makes it less tasty, so too is your enjoyment of spaghetti limited. Commit yourself to it, and enjoy it while you can, and by the end of your days you will be ready for what may or may not await you after you sleep the eternal sleep. Knowing that your life here has been as fullfilling as anyone could hope for.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster cover you with his warm sauce of his love
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
I believe the god of lost socks exists and he steals socks because he likes the smell of them, just like the fake god of the bible likes the smell of burning meat, and he created the universe because he loves us and he wants to test us and let those with the smelliest socks into heaven. Those who clean them too often are condemned to an eternity drowning in the great washing machine at the centre of the earth.
If he doesn't exist then where do all my socks go and why have I got so many odd ones?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:46 am
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(January 12, 2015 at 10:34 am)JuliaL Wrote: (January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am)Spooky Wrote: Spooky is God. To my knowledge nobody has completely refuted the Egyptian's beliefs.
Lilith is probably the devil. She's such a terrorist I should have named her Muhammed.
The picture of Lilith is wonderful. Her heavily lidded glowering stare threatens endless torment at her soft, shredding paws. But where are the green glowing demon possessed pupils?
![[Image: IMAG0122_zps504939d8.jpg~320x480]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=rs1309.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fs624%2Fserickson87%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2FIMAG0122_zps504939d8.jpg~320x480)
Ah, you must be thinking of Lilith's minion Grimm. He can be seen above using a mirror portal. The process is hard to photograph.
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