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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
I'm placing my bets on a god of chaos. What's the only unstoppable force in the universe? Entropy. This clearly proves that my chaos god must be omnipotent. Then there's chaos theory and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. It is impossible for one to know both the position and momentum of a particle...unless you're the omniscient god of chaos!
Now to think of a fitting name...
How about B͚̯̪̯̥̮͆̿̕͝Ą̯̬̅̆̿̓̐̚f̢ͮ̓̑ͩͮͨ͏̤̘̱͙X̢̤̪͒͞G͍͍̯̀̇ͣR̨̧̯̞̗̼ͤ̾ͩ̀͑͒̂̈́Ÿ̸̹͋͌ͧ̆͐ͩ̆̚V̵͍̼̹̽ͣ̌̀͝p͙͙̘̎̍K͇̯͎̯̒̔ͧ̇̂̎ͤN͓̬̲͖͙ͫ̃͋̀mͪ͗ͪͥ̒́ͪ̀͏̪̘͇̦̲J̧̻͇̺͓͙̇͛ ?
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 15, 2015 at 1:24 am
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 1:25 am by DeadChannel.)
I've converted to the church of Thomas Pynchon. Life will now be full of kazoos and odd sex.
Proving that Pynchon actually exists is a bit harder. But, luckily, his appearance on the Simpsons will do the trick.
Was YOUR god on the Simpsons, man? At the very least, I'll bet s/he never did the Kenosha kid.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 15, 2015 at 1:28 am
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Let us pray as the prophet St. Clausius has taught us:
dS = δQ/T
Amen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 15, 2015 at 3:36 am
My Deity is the spaghetti monster, it must be true, because all the atheist believe it does, or at least they carry on about its reality lol.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 15, 2015 at 11:01 am
Hold on my deity FSM requires a physical body i must make him a new and better with fresh seasonings and hearty sauce.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 15, 2015 at 11:22 am
He doesn't need priests, you just go see your pasta if you need guidance.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am
May the Spaghetti Monster touch you all with his noodly appendages and cover you with his hot love sauce
