Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 28, 2024, 8:05 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dear Religion
#21
RE: Dear Religion
Dear Religion,
You presume so much and know so little.
Regards,
Science
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
Reply
#22
RE: Dear Religion
Dear religion,

I am the new faith. My members know less of me than they knew of you or God. Yet I still get paraded around like actual truth, even though my 'truths' change more frequently than AF members change screen names and avatars. and all I ask of my members in return is their want and will for righteousness. (Which is a bonus for most of them.)

F-U,
Satan
I mean fringe science,

Just 'Science'... (Because their is no difference between hypothetical science and applied science.)
Reply
#23
RE: Dear Religion
(January 12, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Drich Wrote: Dear religion,

I wish you made sense religion but you don't.
I <3 u,
Satan
and i <3 u too science,
Science is just science and faith is believing in some absurd notion that god created everything without conclusive evidence.(because the bible is made up by ancient man and the cause of most of the world wars.)

Fix'ed it for you. Big Grin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply
#24
RE: Dear Religion
Dear religion,

Thanks for showing us how it's done.

Sincerely,
Tyranny.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Reply
#25
RE: Dear Religion
(January 12, 2015 at 4:43 pm)Godschild Wrote: Dear Science,

You've become misguided, you claim to understand the universe, you claim you know things exist in the universe and you've never seen them, a criteria you seem to need, you would be surprised at what you can't see and what you think you know. So get it right or stop assuming you are smarter than the I Am.

GOD

Dear Religion,

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? What has religion gotten right about knowledge of the natural Universe? A perfect record, wrong about everything. Astronomy, biology, everything. Science has learned a lot. And put it to use. Like making it possible to build that computer you are using. Antibiotics, modern agriculture and more. What have you achieved? Nothing. Yet you have pretensions of knowing about things, religious things that are filled with contradictions and obvious falsity. Silly myths and claims debunked by archaeology.
Cheerful Charlie

If I saw a man beating a tied up dog, I couldn't prove it was wrong, but I'd know it was wrong.
- Attributed to Mark Twain
Reply
#26
RE: Dear Religion
Dear Science,















God
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Reply
#27
RE: Dear Religion
(January 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Dear religion,

This week I announced the discovery of 554 new planets while you massacred 2000 people in Nigeria.

Yours, Science
Dear Science,

Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.

Sincerely,
Religion
Reply
#28
RE: Dear Religion
Dear science,

Thanks for inventing more efficient means of killing people; came in extremely handy I can tell you! Keep up the good work!

Yours faithfully,
Religion
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#29
RE: Dear Religion
(January 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm)alpha male Wrote:
(January 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Dear religion,

This week I announced the discovery of 554 new planets while you massacred 2000 people in Nigeria.

Yours, Science
Dear Science,

Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.

Sincerely,
Religion

Dear Religion,

Your a lie created by man why don't you just go away and stop existing already. You control the masses and wage wars. You take more life from violence and crazed individuals who follow you. Why do you have to lie and keep that lie for so long. Humanity is growing up we no longer need you.

science.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply
#30
RE: Dear Religion
(January 16, 2015 at 4:18 pm)dyresand Wrote: Dear Religion,

Your a lie created by man
Dear man,

So quit blaming me and start blaming yourself.

Religion
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Dear God ignoramus 21 7625 June 12, 2017 at 8:50 am
Last Post: Drich
  Religion hurts homosexuality but homosexuality kills religion? RozKek 43 12180 March 30, 2016 at 2:46 am
Last Post: robvalue
  Terrorism has no religion but religion brings terrorism. Islam is NOT peaceful. bussta33 13 5517 January 16, 2016 at 8:25 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Religion's affect outside of religion Heat 67 21415 September 28, 2015 at 9:45 pm
Last Post: TheRocketSurgeon
  Dear Resident Theists Longhorn 271 69449 September 8, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Last Post: rexbeccarox
Rainbow Gay rights within the template of religion proves flaws in "religion" CristW 288 58872 November 21, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Last Post: DramaQueen
  Dear ex-theists Bad Writer 55 16503 March 15, 2014 at 1:56 pm
Last Post: Chad32
  Dear Forum... JesusFreeeek69 53 22617 January 31, 2012 at 8:28 am
Last Post: Mitja
  Dear God: Get the hell out of our schools! DiRNiS 15 6958 May 19, 2011 at 11:46 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla
  Religion Vs Religion. Bull Poopie 14 5622 September 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)