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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 7:18 pm
Dear Religion,
You presume so much and know so little.
Regards,
Science
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 11:37 pm
Dear religion,
I am the new faith. My members know less of me than they knew of you or God. Yet I still get paraded around like actual truth, even though my 'truths' change more frequently than AF members change screen names and avatars. and all I ask of my members in return is their want and will for righteousness. (Which is a bonus for most of them.)
F-U,
Satan
I mean fringe science,
Just 'Science'... (Because their is no difference between hypothetical science and applied science.)
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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 11:55 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Drich Wrote: Dear religion,
I wish you made sense religion but you don't.
I <3 u,
Satan
and i <3 u too science,
Science is just science and faith is believing in some absurd notion that god created everything without conclusive evidence.(because the bible is made up by ancient man and the cause of most of the world wars.)
Fix'ed it for you.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 13, 2015 at 12:04 am
Dear religion,
Thanks for showing us how it's done.
Sincerely,
Tyranny.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Dear Religion
January 14, 2015 at 5:28 pm
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2015 at 6:30 pm by Cheerful Charlie.)
(January 12, 2015 at 4:43 pm)Godschild Wrote: Dear Science,
You've become misguided, you claim to understand the universe, you claim you know things exist in the universe and you've never seen them, a criteria you seem to need, you would be surprised at what you can't see and what you think you know. So get it right or stop assuming you are smarter than the I Am.
GOD
Dear Religion,
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? What has religion gotten right about knowledge of the natural Universe? A perfect record, wrong about everything. Astronomy, biology, everything. Science has learned a lot. And put it to use. Like making it possible to build that computer you are using. Antibiotics, modern agriculture and more. What have you achieved? Nothing. Yet you have pretensions of knowing about things, religious things that are filled with contradictions and obvious falsity. Silly myths and claims debunked by archaeology.
Cheerful Charlie
If I saw a man beating a tied up dog, I couldn't prove it was wrong, but I'd know it was wrong.
- Attributed to Mark Twain
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RE: Dear Religion
January 14, 2015 at 5:41 pm
Dear Science,
God
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Dear religion,
This week I announced the discovery of 554 new planets while you massacred 2000 people in Nigeria.
Yours, Science Dear Science,
Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.
Sincerely,
Religion
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:17 pm
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Dear science,
Thanks for inventing more efficient means of killing people; came in extremely handy I can tell you! Keep up the good work!
Yours faithfully,
Religion
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:18 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm)alpha male Wrote: (January 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Dear religion,
This week I announced the discovery of 554 new planets while you massacred 2000 people in Nigeria.
Yours, Science Dear Science,
Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.
Sincerely,
Religion
Dear Religion,
Your a lie created by man why don't you just go away and stop existing already. You control the masses and wage wars. You take more life from violence and crazed individuals who follow you. Why do you have to lie and keep that lie for so long. Humanity is growing up we no longer need you.
science.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:27 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 4:18 pm)dyresand Wrote: Dear Religion,
Your a lie created by man Dear man,
So quit blaming me and start blaming yourself.
Religion
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