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Questions about noah ark
#41
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 11:02 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm not sure what merited Drich thinking we were panicked.

I'm sure it's not projection.

Its Dirch's iron curtain defense.
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#42
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(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!
I guess I'd better go make sure my boats still outside then, huh......idiocy. I suppose it shouldn't surprise me to find out that you believe in the flood, you swallowed the rest of it, so why the fuck not. Confusedigh:
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#43
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If I was christian, I really would try everything I could to not believe in the flood. I mean... sheesh. Ever heard of ctrl+z God?
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#44
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But the fallen angels were fornicating with everyone, and the descendants were all psychopaths and stuff. Yahweh was apparently sitting on his ass, waiting for the shit to get real enough before he had an excuse to kill them all. Like with the Canaanites in the promised land.
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#45
RE: Questions about noah ark
Well King K you got a lot of answers didn't you?
Coming here for that is like going to outer space looking for sea urchins.

I don't know about what wooden structure is on the mountain.
How could anyone survive a trip down a frozen mountain + a herd of animals.

The text says in the mountains of Ararat (meaning a whole area).
What is left of the ark is in Turkey and is a national historic site.

There are over a hundred ark stories from cultures around the world.
Yeah, they all are lies.
Sure, and sea shell fossils found on the tops of mountains all over the world were
placed there by far sighted Bible believers just to fool everyone.
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#46
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(January 15, 2015 at 1:56 pm)professor Wrote: Sure, and sea shell fossils found on the tops of mountains all over the world were
placed there by far sighted Bible believers just to fool everyone.

For fuck's sake, Professor, Leonardo da Vinci figured out through observation and deduction what sea shell fossils on mountain tops implied (spoiler alert: it wasn't the fictional Biblical deluge). Centuries later, and a world of information at your fingertips, and you still don't know? If I thought for a moment that you are capable of the experience, I'd say you should be ashamed.

As it is, you -- and others like you -- just bring shame on your brand of religion.
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#47
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 1:56 pm)professor Wrote: Sure, and sea shell fossils found on the tops of mountains all over the world were
placed there by far sighted Bible believers just to fool everyone.

So, you're so completely out of real ideas and evidence that you just have to strawman what we think on these issues to make us sound as ridiculous as you do?

Does it ever get bothersome, having to lie like that?
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#48
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Remember this was the youtube link national geograph used in their artical.
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#49
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Yes, because we all know that the science and history channels on TV never promote bullshit... [rolling eyes]
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 10:52 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: So Drich finds Babylonian myth convincing now too?

I love it when you guys try and do a victory lap (trivialize a discussion, source or subject) before you actually address the content.

Like how this thread started out with a bunch of nuh-uh's to documented source material like the nat geo link.

It shows desperation on your part, or just plain old laziness.

Either way I get to dismiss you without having to look anything up.
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