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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 3:57 am
I say we all hatch a plot to steal his magic hat. Then we'll see how much power he really has!
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 4:04 am
(January 19, 2015 at 3:57 am)robvalue Wrote: I say we all hatch a plot to steal his magic hat. Then we'll see how much power he really has!
It's not the hat, it's the pastoral cane, I tell ya!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 4:05 am
Wait... Flashbacks... Go on little boy, touch my magic pastoral cane...
No.....!?
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 4:29 am
Every bishop has one of those, but the pope's is the most powerful...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 4:30 am
When it's power is released, it is said to be blinding...
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 7:36 am
PT : I've been asked nicely not to talk about that. Please stop harassing me for a response.
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 7:37 am
Aren't his cronies going to come out and tell us what he meant to say? I guess they have written this thing off. They're probably planning his "divine accident".
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RE: Pope Opens Mouth; Inserts Foot
January 19, 2015 at 10:42 am
I've seen several "explanations" lol
The transcript I found was translated from Latin. They sure cover their tracks.
Still interesting and very important topic for us to be discussing.
