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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 4:40 am
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(February 8, 2015 at 3:44 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: (February 7, 2015 at 10:48 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: note that he wasn't so drunk that he couldn't get an erection, twice! You don't have to be willing or conscious to get an erection 
Erm, true. But above a certain level of intoxication, it work no mo'
To quote The Bard:
"It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 5:49 am
I'd love to hear a priest give a sermon about how God looked favourably on the man offering his daughters up for gang rape. Any takers? Didn't think so.
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 5:56 am
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(February 7, 2015 at 10:48 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Ps don't forget that God turns Lots wife into a condiment for the apparently unforgivable sin of looking back.
And the Christians wonder why we think they're stupid for believing this idiotic drivel.
Condiment? That's not accurate. Seasoning is the proper word. Back in Lots time condiment only referred to compound foods, like ketchup. Its only in modern times that the word condiment began to be applied to seasonings as well as compound foods applied by the diner.
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 6:02 am
If the answers are in Genesis, what was the question?
"What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard besides the Scientologist creation myth?"
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 6:03 am
The question was, "So what you been up to, God?"
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 8:34 am
(February 8, 2015 at 5:49 am)robvalue Wrote: I'd love to hear a priest give a sermon about how God looked favourably on the man offering his daughters up for gang rape. Any takers? Didn't think so.
Can you imagine how bad the others might be, that a guy offering his daughters to be raped instead of strangers is considered the most worthy of escape?
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 8:41 am
Actually we might end up having a whole sect of people trying to religiously offer up their daughters for rape.
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 10:14 am
(February 7, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote: Genesis 19:31-34New International Version (NIV)
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.”
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"...and that is what really happened, Your Honor! My teenage children raped me, while I was drunk. "
I'm really surprised you don't hear pedophiles use that defense in court more often...
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 10:20 am
(February 8, 2015 at 5:56 am)Heywood Wrote: Condiment? That's not accurate. Seasoning is the proper word. Back in Lots time condiment only referred to compound foods, like ketchup. Its only in modern times that the word condiment began to be applied to seasonings as well as compound foods applied by the diner.
Zen wasn't talking to Lot, was he? We understand perfectly.
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RE: Answers in Genesis? I want an answer for this!
February 8, 2015 at 10:43 am
(February 8, 2015 at 5:56 am)Heywood Wrote: (February 7, 2015 at 10:48 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Ps don't forget that God turns Lots wife into a condiment for the apparently unforgivable sin of looking back.
And the Christians wonder why we think they're stupid for believing this idiotic drivel.
Condiment? That's not accurate. Seasoning is the proper word. Back in Lots time condiment only referred to compound foods, like ketchup. Its only in modern times that the word condiment began to be applied to seasonings as well as compound foods applied by the diner.
I wonder if Lot lobed off one of his wife's ears to flavor his soup?
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