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Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
(March 4, 2015 at 1:50 pm)professor Wrote: but who knows, I missed the last Rapture date

I'm sure you'll miss the next one too. And the one after that, and the one after that, and the one...

For fucks sake prof, your own book of myths says that no man will know the hour or the day.
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#22
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
I doubt it's the gay sex which pisses him off. It's all that eating of shellfish that really torqued his wrench.
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#23
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
(March 5, 2015 at 1:27 pm)rasetsu Wrote: I doubt it's the gay sex which pisses him off. It's all that eating of shellfish that really torqued his wrench.


Best to avoid Red Lobster for a while, which is a shame as I still have a gift card from Christmas to use.
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#24
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
Rasetsu, there is a reason why shellfish are not kosher.
They and all other bottom feeders live in the part of the water where heavy metal and other stuff we don't want in our bodies lay.
The fish had to have fins and scales- that leaves out the sharks, catfish and other scavengers.
It only took us thousands of years to find out the above apart from the Torah.
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#25
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
Must be why I'm an atheist. I love me some fucking oysters.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#26
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
Quote:Woah, did somebody mention my name?


I used the phrase "lunatic fringe." You're included.
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#27
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It's OK Min, thanks for including me in your group.
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#28
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
You aren't very good at this, are you?

Put down your bible and try to become more original.
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#29
RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
(March 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You aren't very good at this, are you?

Put down your bible and try to become more original.

He can't that is his only favorite reading material how else is he going to cherry pick things.
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