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Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
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 (March 4, 2015 at 1:28 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:I love that line.Quote:If we are on the verge of “birth pangs” we will likely know it by Passover, but in either case we should brace for serious judgment on the United States in the form of natural and/or man-made disaster.... The US needs be on the look out for events that.... may or may not.... happen anyway... 
 
No!
This is WRONG!! I have the return of the anti-Christ slated for December 2199. We have to all be prepared for that date. Send me your money now and beat the rush!
Dying to live, living to die.
How can they tell the difference between God's wrath over gay marriage vs. God's wrath over all those remarriages following divorce ??
Especially since Jesus never mentioned the first, and SPECIFICALLY FORBID the second ??????????????????????????????????????????????? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
God seems to get mad whatever, so just go nuts I say.
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I only wish I had thought of this idea first.
After The Rapture Pet Care $10 a pop to find your pet an atheist to take care of them once you're gone!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (March 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I only wish I had thought of this idea first. Do it for $8 a pop. Nothing like a little free market competition. 
Wait... the rapture is mere months away? We'll finally be free of all those Christians?
...is there a way to speed this process up? 
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
A worldwide synchronized wank should probably do it.
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (March 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I only wish I had thought of this idea first. Maybe you should set up After The Rapture Adoption Center.com? Surely - many Christian kids will touch themselves - or sin otherwise - just before the Rapture and will be left on Earth. Finding a new home for Junior should be worth more than $10 a pop. Actually - someone should make "Home Alone 6 - Left Behind". That sounds like a fun premise... 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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