(March 16, 2015 at 4:03 pm)Spooky Wrote: Scientology.
Just to fuck with everybody.
Shit can you just imagine?
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Which religion would you like to be true?
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 Shit can you just imagine?
For the cheap price of a plane ticket you can go experience a world in which scientology -is- true. They call that world Clearwater, Fl.
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hmm.... the viking gods because those gods are cool
 Or the game of throne gods. Maybe.... the ones from the Elder Scrolls series.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(March 16, 2015 at 7:45 pm)Spooky Wrote:(March 16, 2015 at 6:19 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote: Shit can you just imagine? Holy fuck its that guy again he is going to kill us all and put our souls into a volcano.
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It would have to be polytheistic lol
The idea of a single god seems, for a lack of a better word, BORING!!! lol personaly, I like the idea of a god who created man amongst other gods and goddesses responsible for other aspects of nature. They would all have to be loving, caring, and willing to give spiritual advice should we absolutely need it. To me that would seem like a pretty cool religion lol  (March 16, 2015 at 8:04 pm)dyresand Wrote: Holy fuck its that guy again he is going to kill us all and put our souls into a volcano. Yeah, but he'll make us watch shit films first. Maybe that's where Tom Cruise comes in.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 17, 2015 at 1:07 am
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(March 16, 2015 at 9:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(March 16, 2015 at 8:04 pm)dyresand Wrote: Holy fuck its that guy again he is going to kill us all and put our souls into a volcano. Tom Cruise in... Scientology the movie based on the "true" story. Plot - The world needs a heroes it needs a leader and Cruise... is the chosen one. Open your wallets not your hearts to defeat the evil that is plaguing humanity... only the chosen one can lead the way of saving humanity. Cruise: "you bet your ass ill be saving humanity" *insert generic action douche bag pose* Coming NEVER i hope.
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The Olympian gods of the Greek faith.
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