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March 26, 2015 at 11:47 am (This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 11:50 am by Joods.)
Dammit... now I have to go and renumber all my answers because obviously I wasn't paying any attention. So, let me screw up everyone else's numbers too... here goes! Mine are 15-19. I'll fix it now.
(March 26, 2015 at 6:39 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: For the OP, my own answers are:

15. Because apparently you lack critical thinking skills.
16. Because while the bible is a fascinating work of fiction, no one is able to show proof of any of the stories contained therein.
17. Because you are a follower, not a leader.
18. Because you are constantly contradicting what you say.
19. Because your mind fuckery won't work here.

There . Fixed now. It wouldn't let me edit them. I feel like such a tool.
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March 26, 2015 at 1:05 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 1:06 pm by Spooky.)
23. Because Atheists don't have the burden of proof, you do.
24. I don't care about your "Opinion" (Especially when it lacks any evidence)
25. Proper thing to do with your "Opinion":


26. Because your religion is wrong until proven otherwise.
27. I've heard all of those arguments before, try again.
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March 26, 2015 at 1:26 pm
28. I don't know, but that doesn't make your answer any more probable.

29. That's not how science works.

30. There is a cream for that.
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March 26, 2015 at 3:12 pm
31. I answered that already.

32. Insulting me is not an argument.

33. Getting your nob out is not an argument.
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March 26, 2015 at 3:26 pm
We could compile these into books. Book of Norman, book of Rob etc..

I would be happy to make up some fantasy bollocks narrative to pad things out a bit as well.
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March 26, 2015 at 3:29 pm
That sounds like fun! Smile
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March 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 11:41 am)vorlon13 Wrote: 42

Dayum. It took two full pages for someone to finally post the only answer that matters. Big Grin
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March 26, 2015 at 3:55 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 3:26 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: We could compile these into books. Book of Norman, book of Rob etc..

I would be happy to make up some fantasy bollocks narrative to pad things out a bit as well.

Ooo, fun! And then we could cite them when arguing with particularly stubborn theists!
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March 26, 2015 at 4:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 4:34 pm by TubbyTubby.)
We could start with our own creation myth that somehow involved a bacon and egg taco, a plop of mud on a drainpipe and a sock on a washing line. The story would go full circle, transcend space-time and confirm the recent miracles.

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March 26, 2015 at 7:59 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 3:26 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: We could compile these into books. Book of Norman, book of Rob etc..

I would be happy to make up some fantasy bollocks narrative to pad things out a bit as well.

I already have my own religion... Jud-ism. Get it ha ha ha ha
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