"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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Happy Easter!
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Lol! Happy Easter everyone
I guess we can cross another one off the list. I tried to pull him down from the cross, but he told me to Lego. Feel free to send me a private message.
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Happy zombie jesus day xD
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Aren't you guys a little early?
Yeah, the party hasn't started yet.
This is the Pre-party party. Don't you people know anything?
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(April 3, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Yeah, the party hasn't started yet. I thought the crucifixion was the party.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
Always look on the bright side of life you know
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
It didn't cross my mind that it was too early... I'll try and nail it next year. I won't hammer the jokes home too much. No need to pour salt into the wound.
I got a really cool jesus-on-cross controller for Easter! It's called a jewstick. Feel free to send me a private message.
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So, did Christ poo and pee whilst being nailed up ?
I'm assuming the crucifieds don't get potty breaks, but what do I know . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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