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I hate cliches to death!

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I hate cliches to death!
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 13, 2015 at 3:04 am
Guys shoots at a padlock without aiming properly, and the padlock always opens first time!
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May 13, 2015 at 4:49 am (This post was last modified: May 13, 2015 at 4:49 am by robvalue.)
Don't worry, wrestling is real! It just so happens to look like it's fake. Same as the bible.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 13, 2015 at 6:33 am
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 14, 2015 at 4:15 pm
My takeaway from virtually every war movie I've seen is that if you find yourself in combat, do not -- repeat, do not! -- show any of your buddies a picture of your sweetheart.  The moment you do, it's just a matter of time . . .
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 14, 2015 at 4:18 pm
Oh no, the baby is coming! Right now! At a very surprising and inconvenient moment! Like in every other film and show ever!
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May 15, 2015 at 1:08 am
(May 12, 2015 at 2:53 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I hate any "close call" cliches, they're overdone, especially that "bomb disposed with 1 second to go" cliche

Or when the bomb is supposed to go off in five minutes, but it takes twenty since the timer stops whenever the camera isn't focused on it.
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May 15, 2015 at 1:17 am
What about the same karate kick shown back to us 27 times using 6 different camera angles!
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May 15, 2015 at 12:07 pm
The ultimate movie plot, as some anonymous Hollywood producer once described: There's a guy lost in the wilderness with a cork up his arse; and there's only one guy on the other side of the world who's got twenty-four hours to to find him and remove it before he dies of toxic shock. You'd be amazed how many films that fit this profile.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 15, 2015 at 12:13 pm
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
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RE: I hate cliches to death!
May 15, 2015 at 1:46 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2015 at 1:50 pm by dahrling.)
Women are always desperate for love and/or to have children. We can never be happy and single at the same time.
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