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Damned Texans
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(June 13, 2015 at 6:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 13, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: That seems like a great law.  If someone screws up, the government helps them succeed!

(Or do you mean, that it is the penalty only for those who were successful in killing themselves?)


No, there was no penalty for merely attempting  to off yourself.  Those who succeeded were hanged post mortem as a warning to others that suicide was a mortal sin.

Boru

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"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."--Thomas Jefferson
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Don't desecrate your body....or we'll desecrate your body!
(the irish had a law against fighting tigers in public because that's the kind of awesome shit that irish blood gets you into, btw)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Ok, I live in Houston and I want to be able to come in here and complain about this. Then I remember the kinds of elected officials that come from Texas. I mean, George W. Bush, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul..... we don't have a very good track record, do we? Well, at least Houston has a cool Mayor in Anise Parker.
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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