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Fuck you, Pat Robertson
#31
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
how can they condemn him?  He is the one they get marching orders from

That would be like asking the tea baggers to stop watching faux news
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#32
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
(June 11, 2015 at 5:49 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Dear Mr. Robinson,

You have claimed that your gawd killed a child to prevent it's growing to become a dangerous dictator, a vile criminal or the like. Wouldn't it have been easier for your gawd to prevent the conception, much the way it allegedly caused another conception roughly 2000 years ago? Or, was it somehow better to make the parents suffer to avoid the suffering of others? Does that line of reasoning even make sense?

Fuck off, you immoral pile of syphilis infected monkey shit.

Sincerely yours,
SnakeOilWarrior


I feel you have just slandered syphilis infected monkey shit.
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#33
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
(June 11, 2015 at 9:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: So was Hitler killed off as a baby and what we saw was his ghost? And by that logic, why do we still find fully grown serial killers and other scum today?

I am starting to doubt if I should even consider him a human being at this point.

Pat Robertson is a Dominionist, and as far as I am concerned, Dominionists are not human. They are traitors advocating theocracy, that should be shot for their treason.
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#34
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
Clearly, god allowed Hitler to live so we'd appreciate how horrible it would be to let the child grow up to be like him. If Hitler had died young, Pat Robertson would have had no example of his god's sovereign idiocy.

I shouldn't have said that. Some Christian will read it and take it for sound doctrine.

I will pull up the thread about cataloguing the tricks theists play and add this one, they make their god look diabolical when they try to shoehorn a divine explanation into the uncertainties of life.

What a tangled web we weave when we first set out to believe.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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#35
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Pat Robertson is still alive? Wow.
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#36
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(June 14, 2015 at 1:13 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Pat Robertson is still alive? Wow.

Still doing Satan's bidding on earth.  He'll be around till he pisses off his master.
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#37
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
I'll say, if you're religious, fine. I can respect that as long as you keep it to yourself and not force it on people around you or your politics. But if you are one of the 153 people who agree with this guy, you're brainwashed and are incapable of seeing reality, and I have no hope of reaching you with reason, and I assert that with pride.
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#38
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
(June 12, 2015 at 12:27 pm)Secular Elf Wrote:
(June 11, 2015 at 9:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: So was Hitler killed off as a baby and what we saw was his ghost? And by that logic, why do we still find fully grown serial killers and other scum today?

I am starting to doubt if I should even consider him a human being at this point.

Pat Robertson is a Dominionist, and as far as I am concerned, Dominionists are not human.  They are traitors advocating theocracy, that should be shot for their treason.

Damn right!  I'll get the trains warmed up, you call in the black helicopters.  NATO armbands for all my men!
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#39
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
(June 11, 2015 at 9:01 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: So was Hitler killed off as a baby and what we saw was his ghost? And by that logic, why do we still find fully grown serial killers and other scum today?

God only kills the future serial killers and Hitlers that would have hindered god's plan.  It turns out that every serial killer god didn't kill actually killed the future mothers and fathers and grandparents of more future serial killers and Hitlers.

It's all part of god's plan here in the best of all possible worlds.  If he hadn't allowed the not-killed-by-god serial killers and Hitlers to go about and kill the ancestors of an exponentially larger pool of serial killers and Hitlers, we'd be living in a world with a population of 6 billion serial killers and 1.5 billion Hitlers right about now.

Praise the lord jesus god christ for preventing that Worship Clap Worship Clap Heart Angry Clap Worship Heart
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#40
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
(June 11, 2015 at 5:52 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(June 11, 2015 at 3:12 pm)Beccs Wrote: This piece of shit needs to die.

Is he still "alive" in his zombie-like state because neither god nor the devil want him?

Why wouldn't the devil want his good and faithful servant?

Because even Satan has standards.

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