ex-Christians and the unpardonable sin

[Cephus]

Are you asking if I've done it?  Yup, all the time.  Fuck the Holy Spirit right up the ass.  Big deal, it's like insulting Santa Claus.

[Whateverist]

Ooh me, me!  I know next to nothing in the bible and have no interest in changing that.

That's understandable.

However, when you argue against Christianity, how do you know that you are taking issue with something that we actually believe and not some misrepresentation of our faith that you've heard from others here and elsewhere?

But I have no argument against Christianity.  And what helpful hints I have for improving Christianity are not bible based.

[KevinM1]

Are you asking if I've done it?  Yup, all the time.  Fuck the Holy Spirit right up the ass.  Big deal, it's like insulting Santa Claus.

I didn't just fuck the Holy Spirit, I fucked its mom!

To be fair, everyone knows she's a slut.

[robvalue]

I creep up on a Christian and say, "I just fucked the Holy Spirit seven ways to Sunday!"

Quite shocked, they reply, "Pardon!"

"Ahah! Gotcha!"

[Redbeard The Pink]

There's so much debate on the actual nature of the "unforgivable sin" that there's practically no consensus on what it actually means. Some say that blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is to know Jehovah and then turn away from him. Some say it's to die without ever having accepted the Holy Spirit. Some say that simply cursing the Holy Spirit is enough. Still others say it means to attribute Jehovah's actions to demonic forces.

So, just to cover all my bases:

I used to believe in the christian god, but I no longer do. Furthermore, because the christian god does not exist, I can't have ever really accepted him to begin with, so that checks that one off. Even if god did exist, he would be a vile demon, worse than satan, and all his works are vile works of evil; it is through evil, demonic power that Jehovah drives out demons. Also, fuck the Holy Spirit shamefully in the great glowing booty-hole of righteousness for 1,000 years.

Did I miss anything?

[snowtracks]

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There's so much debate on the actual nature of the "unforgivable sin" that there's practically no consensus on what it actually means. Some say that blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is to know Jehovah and then turn away from him. Some say it's to die without ever having accepted the Holy Spirit. Some say that simply cursing the Holy Spirit is enough. Still others say it means to attribute Jehovah's actions to demonic forces.

So, just to cover all my bases:

I used to believe in the christian god, but I no longer do. Furthermore, because the christian god does not exist, I can't have ever really accepted him to begin with, so that checks that one off. Even if god did exist, he would be a vile demon, worse than satan, and all his works are vile works of evil; it is through evil, demonic power that Jehovah drives out demons. Also, fuck the Holy Spirit shamefully in the great glowing booty-hole of righteousness for 1,000 years.

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Did I miss anything?

[Gee, look at me everyone, I post in red...for I'm really impressive]. Surprising that the senior member of your ilk didn't flake you off like crumbs from their lap by telling you that you aren't nearly as important as you think you are.
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Actually, you missed completely. The Unpardonable Sin is the reject of the remedy for sin which is committed by those who willfully and permanently reject the remedy. The wages thereof is spiritual death which happens at the time of physical death.

[Redbeard The Pink]

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There's so much debate on the actual nature of the "unforgivable sin" that there's practically no consensus on what it actually means. Some say that blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is to know Jehovah and then turn away from him. Some say it's to die without ever having accepted the Holy Spirit. Some say that simply cursing the Holy Spirit is enough. Still others say it means to attribute Jehovah's actions to demonic forces.

So, just to cover all my bases:

I used to believe in the christian god, but I no longer do. Furthermore, because the christian god does not exist, I can't have ever really accepted him to begin with, so that checks that one off. Even if god did exist, he would be a vile demon, worse than satan, and all his works are vile works of evil; it is through evil, demonic power that Jehovah drives out demons. Also, fuck the Holy Spirit shamefully in the great glowing booty-hole of righteousness for 1,000 years.

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Did I miss anything?

[Gee, look at me everyone, I post in red...for I'm really impressive]. Surprising that the senior member of your ilk didn't flake you off like crumbs from their lap by telling you that you aren't nearly as important as you think you are.
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Actually, you missed completely. The Unpardonable Sin is the reject of the remedy for sin which is committed by those who willfully and permanently reject the remedy. The wages thereof is spiritual death which happens at the time of physical death.

Lol...it's really interesting seeing all the varied reactions to my post colors, especially when people try to read it as some attention-seeking behavior or otherwise try to get inside my head over it. At this point I may as well say I do it because I actually enjoy all the bitching that goes on about it...because truly, I do. #myTrollBloodBoilsLikeHotElfSoup

For your information, my font is dark pink, not red. If you're going to try to tell me those are the same thing, I'm going to pull out my graphic design chops and spank your lily ass with them. They are not the same thing. Pink is its own hue, separate from red.

I use pink in various capacities throughout my style choices, mainly because it's my favorite color. There's really not much more to it than that.

Finally, as I already stated, there are several schools of thought on what that passage is actually talking about, and your interpretation isn't any more well-supported than the others. Besides, one of the meanings I offered was to die without accepting Jehovah (or Jesus, or the Holy Spirit, or whatever, since it's all supposed to be the same god anyway). You didn't really correct me so much as rephrase one of the things I said.