Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF

[NoraBrimstone]

I'm so getting pizza tomorrow. Tomato Sauce, Double Sweetcorn, Red Onions and Green Peppers. Definitely has to be done.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)

20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does.  21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR.  24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion.  26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly.  27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?

Posting discredited apocrypha won't help your cause.  Harken unto the TRUE Word:

(from)  Paul's Epistle To The Borudians, Ch. 12, Vs 8-15:

'...and the people were wroth with the inkeeper, for he did serve unto them a bread of exceeding flatness.  And thereon he had placed divers cheese and meats, even had he placed there the sauce of great redness, and the flesh of the unclean swine.  And fruits of the tree and of the vine were there also, coloured like unto the rainbow.  And the people did raise them up and cried with a great voice, We cannot eat this dreck.  Where are the burgers we ordered of thee?  And the innkeeper was sore afraid, and gaveth the boot to his cook and also to the sundry kitchen staff, and gaveth unto the guest coupons good for 15% off at their next visit.  And all were made glad and rejoiced in the Lord.'

Don't fuck with me on Scripture. 

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

It's the beginning of the anti-pizza mafia.

You'll get your rights when you get it through the Supreme Court!

Not before.

Now, get to the back of the bus where you belong!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Now, get to the back of the bus where you belong!

As long as you keep the pizza up front, I'm good.

Boru

[Pyrrho]

~covers face in shame~  Ok, reading this thread made me admit it!  I'm a pizza heretic too!  I don't like pizza....unless it's one of those greek ones with NO tomato sauce, instead pesto, feta cheese, calamta olives and roasted lamb, or artichoke hearts and and roasted red potatoes.  Yum.  

But I know from experience most people don't even consider those things to be '"True" pizza, and you sure can't get anything worth eating from Domino's, Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns.  Yuck.

Sometimes I eat Dominos, just to make my husband happy, but I'm crying on the inside the whole time.

Subjecting you to Domino's Death Discs?  That is cruel and inhuman torture.  You are in an abusive relationship and should get out immediately.  You should divorce that brute!  He obviously does not love you.

[The Valkyrie]

Now, get to the back of the bus where you belong!

As long as you keep the pizza up front, I'm good.

Boru

Here's the ultimate insult to you:

Hell Pizza:

[Joods]

The Italian in me wanted to say something but everyone else has pretty much covered it.

Either way, I'm gonna love you, you little pizza-hater, you.

[robvalue]

I am amazed how many of you heretics have been hiding here in plain sight. For this blindness against immorality I will be forced to eat plain and tasteless toppings on my pizzas in my next life.

[Longhorn]

Yalls need Pizzus

[rado84]

How can you be an antipizzaist when it is obviously the most delicious food item ever conceived? I'm sure you're just in your rebellious phase.

Here's an explanation which can make you stop eating pizza forever.