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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
Oh right...I'm debating him in several threads, and forgot which one we were on...my bad...
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
I am so sick of false equivocations. I can't believe that anyone thinks we are going to be fooled by such obvious nonsense.

As I was saying, god is like a dead cactus. Why would you worship a dead cactus? It has no power, and it's dead. And it's a cactus.
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 12, 2015 at 3:46 am)robvalue Wrote: I am so sick of false equivocations. I can't believe that anyone thinks we are going to be fooled by such obvious nonsense.

As I was saying, god is like a dead cactus. Why would you worship a dead cactus? It has no power, and it's dead. And it's a cactus.
The God character of the Bible was simply the emperor of the dominant empire in the area at the given time.  There was no invisible sky creature running around talking to people unless they were suffering from heat stroke and having delusions.

A typical example of the emperor as God is in Daniel chapter 6 when Darius the Persian issued a command that people had to pray to him for thirty days.
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 11, 2015 at 9:52 pm)Nope Wrote: Randy, why do you worship your god if you believe he is a moral monster?

I was being sarcastic. [Image: rolleyes.gif]
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 12, 2015 at 3:46 am)robvalue Wrote: I am so sick of false equivocations. I can't believe that anyone thinks we are going to be fooled by such obvious nonsense.

As I was saying, god is like a dead cactus. Why would you worship a dead cactus? It has no power, and it's dead. And it's a cactus.

Good analogy Rob. And accurate.

Why would you worship a dead cactus?
Because it's sting is still there for those gullible enough to get too close!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
Also, you can't prove the dead cactus didn't create the universe. So it did.

You can prove anything to yourself if you don't care about your arguments being valid.
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
And it's easier to not care if your arguments are valid if you're an insipid moron who sticks his fingers in his ears when he doesn't like what he's hearing. Not every theist is like that, mind you. Some people are just victims of indoctrination and are more or less decent people, but then there are those who are so willfully and gleefully ignorant it makes one wonder how they ever managed to learn anything at all.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
Indeed.

I have much more respect for someone who just says "I believe it on faith". At least it is honest. Of course, I would equate faith with indoctrination of some sort. Even those who don't get it directly soak it up subconsciously from society, and some sort of mental break could easily allow it all in under the guise of a divine experience.

It's the horrendous blunder of deceitful arguments that make me shake my head. Religion is not rational, I'm afraid. To try and defend it as such is to make yourself look stupid. Sorry about that, I didn't make the rules.
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