(July 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Alex K Wrote:

Quote:Einstein was a patent clerk with no scientific training who never invented a thing his entire life.

Not true: Albert Einstein held the patent for a special type of refrigerator.

Never heard of a Einsteinium fridge.

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(July 30, 2015 at 2:43 am)robvalue Wrote: I think we're all Jesus in our own special way.

Except Jesus. There was no Jesus. That name wasn't around at the time he was meant to have lived, so I'm told.

In ancient times my name was Christus, to be precise. It's your choice to believe in my miracles, but ancient Roman historians have verified my existence. So whether or not you are an atheist, the scientific method proves I was a real man. My miracles were documented as well.

I will let you in on a secret, I had the assistance of my private UFO. I rock spaceships like Samus, savin' worlds in non-violent ways.

In Renaissance paintings you will see the UFO's are how I got "beamed up". Pro-tip, UFO's have bread duplicating devices and reviving beams that heal the body, provided it is not over 3 days (longer on some models.) For budding magicians, it's something to look into. Personally I tricked my disciples by hovering it up in the clouds so they couldn't see how I was beamed up in a "blaze of white glory". Groovy.

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(July 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Any factual evidence to back this up? I mean, serious proof that such a thing actually exists and is not a bunch of woo woo.

What separates me from others is the fact that my consciousness IS my brain and it is separated from  the brains of others; not by virtue of some spirit essence but because of simple physical separation.

But I'm just playing with you right now, I should probably stop

It's not that it exists, it's that it doesn't not exist.

Without an observing material, the brain would be a collection of disembodied thoughts, but with no essence to view them. A p-zombie.

(July 29, 2015 at 12:15 pm)TheChrist Wrote: Pretty much the majority of Christians misinterpret the Bible.

Good thing. This fact makes the Western world, which was formally dominated by Christian societies, a relatively safe and sane place to live these days. If Christians properly followed the dicta in their special book we would all be neck deep in a cubic fuck-ton of shit. Americans harbor the vast majority of the 'literalist fringe'.

(July 31, 2015 at 6:33 pm)Cato Wrote:

(July 29, 2015 at 12:15 pm)TheChrist Wrote: Pretty much the majority of Christians misinterpret the Bible.

Good thing. This fact makes the Western world, which was formally dominated by Christian societies, a relatively safe and sane place to live these days. If Christians properly followed the dicta in their special book we would all be neck deep in a cubic fuck-ton of shit. Americans harbor the vast majority of the 'literalist fringe'.

That is not true. Christians must discard all teachings, which are not of me, directly from my lips. That includes most of the old testament, homophobia, and made up church doctrines.

True Christians do not drop bombs. 

Even sexually, my ways are not your ways. Turn thy cheek applies to the bedroom, wash and cleanse thy feet applies to the bedroom. Christians should be encouraged to explore their partner in less vanilla ways. The church has led them astray from my true teachings.

Boru

(July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm)TheChrist Wrote:

(July 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Alex K Wrote: Not true: Albert Einstein held the patent for a special type of refrigerator.

Never heard of a Einsteinium fridge.

Googling is hard, and ignorance is bliss, eh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_refrigerator

(July 29, 2015 at 12:54 pm)TheChrist Wrote: Male energy is drive. Typically males are more dominant, trend-setting, pioneering and aggressive. Females rarely have original ideas and typically enforce the social customs, for good or ill. It is important to have masculinity to be assertive. Estrogen is a chemical that causes emotional sensitivity. Typically you want both chemicals to be a balanced person, with both drive and empathy, but if you have too much of one or the other you become unbalanced. The average modern human is hyper inflated, which means they are hyper-masculine, and hyper-feminine. Because they are hyper inflated they have very little actual substance on the inside. Both forms have little empathy because they have little connection with their own inner realities.

I am the Christ. At an early age I knew I was different, and had an essence, and angelic essence and connection to the Divine. Don't ask me to perform miracles please.

Do women sense your power? Do you avoid them? Deny them your essence?  Your precious bodily....fluids?

(July 31, 2015 at 6:51 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:

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(July 31, 2015 at 9:23 pm)TheChrist Wrote:

(July 31, 2015 at 6:51 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:

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Then maybe you aren't my screensavior after all. :/ What kind of world is this when Internet Jesus needs a tech?