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CHRIST THE LORD
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#71
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 11:21 am
A friend of mine once taught me how to get rid of people trying to sell me stuff when I'm abroad acting like a tourist:
Just say a firm:
Não!


That'll get them off you.
For you english speakers, you can try to make that ã sound... it's close to the 'uhhh' sound in "duhhhhhh" and the 'o' at the end reads like a very short "u".
N - uhhhh- u- Tongue

Now say it quickly, emphasis on the ã.
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#72
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 11:32 am
(July 30, 2015 at 4:35 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: it is guaranteed eternal life in the Kingdom of GOD also it is guaranteed eternal life in hell for those who reject JESUS CHRIST simply read the bible

I have.  Have you?  You are no different than the Pharisees that Jesus admonished in Matthew 23.
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#73
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Did anyone actually even try reading that wall of text? I wonder if the OP genuinely expected anyone to read it?
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#74
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:02 pm
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#75
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Link to the thread regarding Preaching: http://atheistforums.org/thread-15409-po...#pid352902
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#76
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:17 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 7:48 am)Alex K Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 4:45 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: I leave you with this think for one moment that you are about to die would you rather be saved or lost would you rather go to Heaven or hell I promise you this my words are nothing compared to the Words of GOD and everyone of them will be fulfilled amen

Your lack of punctuation makes Jesus very angry.

If he had used proper punctuation then I would have read what he wrote, obviously seen the truth of it and became a Christian and lived for eternity in Heaven. But because he was too lazy to hit the enter key a few times, I didn't read it. I will end up dieing as an atheist and spending eternity in agony, all because the OP made a half arsed effort.

If I was being ever so slightly cynical then I might even speculate that the OP does not actually care about our eternal fate but actually just wants to shout at us.
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#77
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:18 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 12:17 pm)I_am_not_mafia Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 7:48 am)Alex K Wrote: Your lack of punctuation makes Jesus very angry.

If he had used proper punctuation then I would have read what he wrote, obviously seen the truth of it and became a Christian and lived for eternity in Heaven. But because he was too lazy to hit the enter key a few times, I didn't read it. I will end up dieing as an atheist and spending eternity in agony, all because the OP made a half arsed effort.

If I was being ever so slightly cynical then I might even speculate that the OP does not actually care about our eternal fate but actually just wants to shout at us.

That does not bode well for OPs chances for a place in heaven if you aks me...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#78
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:22 pm
Apparently Jesus wants spineless gullible twats who just do what they are told when shouted at.
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#79
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:22 pm
It has been some time since I enjoyed an idiot on the forum. At least without those red alerts popping up. Feels good to be a regular joe once again.
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#80
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:27 pm
FUCK looks like Elvis has left the building. Why do I always miss the fun?
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