Shit, and here I was planning to start a new job in September.
Guess I have a couple calls to make.
Guess I have a couple calls to make.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Rapture September 2015
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Shit, and here I was planning to start a new job in September.
Guess I have a couple calls to make.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(August 14, 2015 at 2:05 am)robvalue Wrote: Is that a real site or a parody? Yep it's real and very very scary. Mind you none of 'em can agree on what or when their beloved fucking rapture is. I was expecting Drich and GC to put us all straight but it appears not. ' Wrote:The Rapture will NOT be a spiritual event, only. Millions of graves will be giving up their contents, and living Christians will suddenly vacate. That, sir, is extremely physical. It marks the END of the age of God's grace on the world. All catastrophes and judgments scheduled will at that time be given the go-ahead. I wish they would fucking hurry up and 'vacate'. RE: Rapture September 2015
August 14, 2015 at 2:51 am
(This post was last modified: August 14, 2015 at 2:52 am by robvalue.)
Oh man. Religion is poison for the brain. Too much and it stops working almost entirely, it seems.
I wonder how many of them would be willing to sign the deeds to their house over to me the day before? Yeah, that's what I thought. Feel free to send me a private message.
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' Wrote:ABSOLUTE EVIDENCE 2015 RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH – It could occur anytime now and is very likely to occur up to on or AUGUST 17th, 2015. This would provide a window of 40 days (a Nineveh Warning) to the world after the Rapture that they were about to enter the “Day of the Lord” or the 7 Year Tribulation timeline of the Book of Revelation. Got to love how these fruitcakes lap all this nonsense up. You have to have at least half a dozen end of the world predictions for each christians life span otherwise there's little else to cling to. I expect to see numerous discussions about how we really did enter into tribulation after nothing happens in September but we can't see the 'signs' or some such guff. Must be a pretty dark grim place to be if the end of the world is your single biggest desire.
Something big is happening in September. I'm turning 26. I don't know about this end of the world nonsense, though. Besides, whether it be Zombie Jesus, or a meteor, I'll punch anything that tries to destroy the world before Supergirl premieres on CBS.
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 18, 2015 at 8:28 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2015 at 8:28 am by Redbeard The Pink.)
September 15th? You mean Gaud is going to rid the world of Christians just in time for my birthday on the 16th?
Shit, maybe he does exist. Thanks, broha. No Indian-giving, now. That would ruin my birthday. Or Indian...taking? Is that a thing?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
The sooner the christards get zapped up and away from this planet the better. Let 'em get raptured. They get their idea of heaven and I get mine.
If only it wasn't a load of horseshit.
Wow, if you want to know how crazy they are read their comments section.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 18, 2015 at 8:53 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2015 at 8:53 am by Randy Carson.)
The rapture is a Protestant heresy that was invented in the 1800's. No Christians believed in the rapture prior to that time.
If you want true Christianity, try the Catholic Church. If you want close enough, look into Orthodoxy. RE: Rapture September 2015
August 18, 2015 at 8:58 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2015 at 8:59 am by Homeless Nutter.)
And if you want to be fat as well, as stupid - eat at McDonalds on the way there!
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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