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Rapture September 2015
#21
RE: Rapture September 2015
Shit, and here I was planning to start a new job in September.

Guess I have a couple calls to make.
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#22
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 14, 2015 at 2:05 am)robvalue Wrote: Is that a real site or a parody?

(Yes, I really can't tell the difference!)

If it's real... oh dear.

Yep it's real and very very scary. Mind you none of 'em can agree on what or when their beloved fucking rapture is. I was expecting Drich and GC to put us all straight but it appears not.

' Wrote:The Rapture will NOT be a spiritual event, only. Millions of graves will be giving up their contents, and living Christians will suddenly vacate. That, sir, is extremely physical. It marks the END of the age of God's grace on the world. All catastrophes and judgments scheduled will at that time be given the go-ahead.

I wish they would fucking hurry up and 'vacate'.
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#23
RE: Rapture September 2015
Oh man. Religion is poison for the brain. Too much and it stops working almost entirely, it seems.

I wonder how many of them would be willing to sign the deeds to their house over to me the day before?

Yeah, that's what I thought.
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#24
RE: Rapture September 2015
http://palmbeachcountycomputerservices.c...5-rapture/

' Wrote:ABSOLUTE EVIDENCE 2015 RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH – It could occur anytime now and is very likely to occur up to on or AUGUST 17th, 2015.  This would provide a window of 40 days (a Nineveh Warning) to the world after the Rapture that they were about to enter the “Day of the Lord” or the 7 Year Tribulation timeline of the Book of Revelation.


Or the Rapture may be delayed until September 23rd and 24th, 2015

One of the things that is VERY unique about the 2014 – 15 Blood Moon Tetrad is that it has a Jewish New Year to New Year correspondence. The unique total solar eclipse on the Spring Equinox and Jewish New Year (March 20, 2015) is marking off a prophetic conclusion of a matter or (Church) Age perhaps with the partial solar eclipse of September 13, 2015, on Rosh Hashanah. Could this allude to the end of the Commission of the Church?

 

Based on the NASA calculations of the 8 Blood Moon Tetrads since Christ, none but the 2014 – 15 Tetrad has both a total solar eclipse occurring on the Equinox and Jewish religious New Year.

Got to love how these fruitcakes lap all this nonsense up. You have to have at least half a dozen end of the world predictions for each christians life span otherwise there's little else to cling to.

I expect to see numerous discussions about how we really did enter into tribulation after nothing happens in September but we can't see the 'signs' or some such guff.

Must be a pretty dark grim place to be if the end of the world is your single biggest desire.
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#25
RE: Rapture September 2015
Something big is happening in September. I'm turning 26. I don't know about this end of the world nonsense, though. Besides, whether it be Zombie Jesus, or a meteor, I'll punch anything that tries to destroy the world before Supergirl premieres on CBS.
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#26
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 15th? You mean Gaud is going to rid the world of Christians just in time for my birthday on the 16th?

Shit, maybe he does exist.

Rolleyes Thanks, broha. No Indian-giving, now. That would ruin my birthday.

Or Indian...taking? Is that a thing?
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#27
RE: Rapture September 2015
The sooner the christards get zapped up and away from this planet the better. Let 'em get raptured. They get their idea of heaven and I get mine.

If only it wasn't a load of horseshit.
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#28
RE: Rapture September 2015
Wow, if you want to know how crazy they are read their comments section.
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#29
RE: Rapture September 2015
The rapture is a Protestant heresy that was invented in the 1800's. No Christians believed in the rapture prior to that time.

If you want true Christianity, try the Catholic Church. If you want close enough, look into Orthodoxy.
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#30
RE: Rapture September 2015
And if you want to be fat as well, as stupid - eat at McDonalds on the way there!

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