Rapture September 2015

[pocaracas]

Randy did you actually type that out because it looks like a giant copypasta

Of course it's copied and pasted...I don't have THAT much free time!

I have hundreds, maybe thousands, of apologetics articles stored in folders by topic on my hard drive ready for use at a moment's notice. The rapture is a common topic in the Catholic forum I frequent, so I have lots of good material on the subject.

This particular article is relevant to the subject of the thread and particularly intended to provide important information to Professor who is the protagonist responsible for much of the discussion that has been ongoing herein.

Please note that in the post above, I have attributed the work to its original author, provided a link, and included a few "discussion comments" which are necessary to satisfy the rules of this forum. In sum, I have made every effort to comply with the rules and wishes of the forum administrators (including re-reading the forum rules just to be sure the post is in compliance). If there is a problem, it was unintentional.

Enjoy!

Glad to see you back, Randy!

Just a suggestion: when you are quoting someone else, even if from some other site, or a book, it's common practice (though not mandatory, just looks better) to enclose that in quote tags, or, if it's some small piece, quotation marks.
When you don't do that, people think you're writing it yourself.



(the same goes for everyone else! )

[robvalue]

I didn't read all 80 zillion posts on in this thread, but "not to worry".  Nobody knows when it will be except God himself.  I can't relax, though.  I keep worrying that it will happen in the next second, then the next, then the next...........

Please tell me you're joking?

[professor]

Today is the 15th, I am going to hang around the house until 2 o'clock when my high watch time is past, if it passes uneventfully, I have a few days to help my brother in law fix the house he has (unknowingly renting to low- lifes is a lot of work).

Randy, I did read some of the commentary you posted above (as much as I could swallow), funny they omitted the letters to the churches from the book of Revelation where the second last one (Philadelphia) are told they would be,
"kept from (eck- out of) the hour of testing that is coming on the whole earth"- the Tribulation / time of Jacob's trouble.
While the last group- Laodicea (meaning - judging by the people- democracy, you could say) is spit out of Jesus' mouth-
either into the Trib or into it for a span of time.
The above matches the time element of Jesus coming For His people and later Jesus coming With His people.

Here is an interesting bit from TorahCalendar.com, on today- (I will say these guys have balls)

The Creation Calendar's epoch (reference date) for the beginning of the Age of Life or the Future Age or the Millennial Kingdom is sunset in Jerusalem beginning Yom Re-vi-i (the fourth day of the week) on Day 1 / Month 7 / Year 6001. This moment is equivalent to 15:46 Universal Time on Tuesday, September 15, 2015 C.E. on the Gregorian Calendar. At this time the Marriage of the Lamb begins according to Revelation 19:6-9.

[Iroscato]

CURRENT EARTH STATUS: NOT DESTROYED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

[abaris]

Just because.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

[JesusHChrist]

Woke up this morning.

Thought it was very quiet.

Not a sound was stirring; not even a mouse.

Thought, Damn!, The Rapture has happened!

But then realized, wait, it's 6:30am. Neighbor leaving for work as usual.

Guess Obama needs more time to implement His Evil Plan?!?

Orgy in the meantime? Wink, wink... OK

[robvalue]

I woke up this morning

With an axe in my head

I went to the doctor

He said I was dead

[JesusHChrist]

I woke up this morning

With an axe in my head

I went to the doctor

He said I was dead

A true poet!

I woke up this morning

and I got myself a beer.

I woke up this morning

and there ain't nobody here.

[TubbyTubby]

Guys, I can't believe all this flippancy when we're only half an hour away from the lambs wedding.

[Kingpin]

Today is the 15th, I am going to hang around the house until 2 o'clock when my high watch time is past, if it passes uneventfully, I have a few days to help my brother in law fix the house he has (unknowingly renting to low- lifes is a lot of work).

Randy, I did read some of the commentary you posted above (as much as I could swallow), funny they omitted the letters to the churches from the book of Revelation where the second last one (Philadelphia) are told they would be,
"kept from (eck- out of) the hour of testing that is coming on the whole earth"- the Tribulation / time of Jacob's trouble.
While the last group- Laodicea (meaning - judging by the people- democracy, you could say) is spit out of Jesus' mouth-
either into the Trib or into it for a span of time.
The above matches the time element of Jesus coming For His people and later Jesus coming With His people.

Here is an interesting bit from TorahCalendar.com, on today- (I will say these guys have balls)

The Creation Calendar's epoch (reference date) for the beginning of the Age of Life or the Future Age or the Millennial Kingdom is sunset in Jerusalem beginning Yom Re-vi-i (the fourth day of the week) on Day 1 / Month 7 / Year 6001. This moment is equivalent to 15:46 Universal Time on Tuesday, September 15, 2015 C.E. on the Gregorian Calendar. At this time the Marriage of the Lamb begins according to Revelation 19:6-9.

Matt 24:36  -  "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Are you God?