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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:21 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm)professor Wrote: oh and Stimbo- that was a good one, had to give you a kudo.

Thank you; but the word is kudos - as in MS/DOS, you see.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:21 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: See, that's how I know the world won't end today - it's already tomorrow for you.

According to the prof, the world is only going to end in America right?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:23 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm)professor Wrote: What do you want me to chime in about?
You guys are doing pretty good by yourselves.
I do check in now and then, oh and Stimbo- that was a good one, had to give you a kudo.

Oh hai Big Grin
Is it too late for me too get raptured?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm by professor.)
I am going to miss you guys, you lighten up my day.

  My view is if you never give up (on the Gospel road)- you automatically win.
Years ago, I had a vision of a word when I went to bed, as I scanned the letters, it said:
P E R S E V E R A N C E.  
It was not want I really wanted to see but I got the message.

  JHC, it's all about hooking up- both racing and in our individual lives.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Nothing happened, though, in accordance with my prophecy. You can't get away from that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:32 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm)professor Wrote: I am going to miss you guys, you lighten up my day.

  My view is if you never give up (on the Gospel road)- you automatically win.
Years ago, I had a vision of a word when I went to bed, as I scanned the letters, it said:
P E R S E V E R A N C E.  
It was not want I really wanted to see but I got the message.

  JHC, it's all about hooking up- both racing and in our individual lives.

You better not leave me prof </3
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm)professor Wrote: I am going to miss you guys, you lighten up my day.

  My view is if you never give up (on the Gospel road)- you automatically win.
Years ago, I had a vision of a word when I went to bed, as I scanned the letters, it said:
P E R S E V E R A N C  E.  
It was not want I really wanted to see but I got the message.

  JHC, it's all about hooking up- both racing and in our individual lives.

Don't go, Professor. Seriously. So you weren't right about the Rapture. Big deal. No one here expected you to be right. And you won't be right about Obama turning out to be the Anti-Christ either. Again, big deal.

You're fun to have around. You're one of the few theists here who lightens my day.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 5:54 pm
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm by Wyrd of Gawd.)
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 6:16 pm
Either way, what was the point of holding Noah to a deadline anyway? What would have happened if the bloke wasn't ready in time?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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