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First world problems

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Aoi Magi Offline
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#21
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:13 am
Arrgh, I hate it when I have to use slowass 8mbps connections.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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#22
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:14 am
No dessert.
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#23
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:21 am
(September 5, 2015 at 8:47 pm)abaris Wrote:
(September 5, 2015 at 6:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: When your at a AC/DC outdoor concert and smartphone's camera only has 8x zoom. Sad

Not a fan.

But when the supermarket employees forgot to stock up on beer, it really gets to me.

Lucky bastards. We have a state run liquor commission.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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Alex K Offline
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#24
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 6:43 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2015 at 6:44 am by Alex K.)
(September 6, 2015 at 12:12 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I had a horrible fucking nightmare and now I'm not sure if it isn't real ._.

You should double check immediately, because if your horrible nightmare is real... it doesn't technically count as a first world problem...


... unless it's something like I burned my waffles or something
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#25
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 7:09 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2015 at 7:09 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
Obesity  
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#26
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 7:47 am
(September 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm sick and fucking tired of theists who pretend they are genuine, but they're not.

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#27
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 7:49 am
(September 6, 2015 at 7:09 am)pool Wrote: Obesity  
Angel

Not entirely. In some parts of north africa, they force-feed their daughters to obesity so they find a husband.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#28
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 8:08 am
(September 6, 2015 at 7:47 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(September 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm sick and fucking tired of theists who pretend they are genuine, but they're not.

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I'm all like wut O_o
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#29
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
Never being able to get out of Sams or Costco with out spending less than $300.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#30
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 11:48 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2015 at 11:48 am by *Deidre*.)
(September 6, 2015 at 7:47 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(September 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm sick and fucking tired of theists who pretend they are genuine, but they're not.

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You are so bad. :p
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