Honestly I just like to sit quietly and let people say the dumbest shit in front of me. Then I parrot it right back at a later date. Always so shocked I was paying attention.
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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
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 (September 22, 2015 at 2:19 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Honestly I just like to sit quietly and let people say the dumbest shit in front of me. Then I parrot it right back at a later date. Always so shocked I was paying attention. BQ, all that tells me is you need smarter friends! (We're not ALWAYS going to be here for you!) hehe 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (September 22, 2015 at 3:00 am)ignoramus Wrote:(September 22, 2015 at 2:19 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Honestly I just like to sit quietly and let people say the dumbest shit in front of me. Then I parrot it right back at a later date. Always so shocked I was paying attention. It's mostly just regular acquaintances who don't grasp blind is NOT deaf. So I like to fuck with their assumptions. It's really awesome! (September 22, 2015 at 3:15 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:(September 22, 2015 at 3:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: BQ, all that tells me is you need smarter friends! (We're not ALWAYS going to be here for you!) hehe Can't you just, like, smack 'em over the head accidentally with your stick?! (I love that Kevin Bloody Wilson joke with the blind man and his dog. The blind man's dog cocks his leg up and pisses on his leg, so the blind man gives him a treat! A guy next to him says, your dog just pissed on your leg and you reward him? The blind man said, Nah, I just wanted to know which side his head was on so I can kick his arse!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.   (September 22, 2015 at 1:56 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(September 22, 2015 at 1:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: To clean your toenails I trust? Won't they smell the Grecian and get suspicious?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (September 22, 2015 at 3:34 am)ignoramus Wrote:That was funny(September 22, 2015 at 3:15 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: It's mostly just regular acquaintances who don't grasp blind is NOT deaf. So I like to fuck with their assumptions. It's really awesome!  Is BQ really blind? I thought I was alone here. Well hello I see something on the floor. I say what's that on the floor? You say that's a patch of sunlight. I say well pick it up. Don't leave it there for someone to trip over. One time I took off my shoe to kill a nail.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
Taking a huge dump and then not flushing it. Leaving it in the toilet for the next unsuspecting victim to find.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (September 26, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:Yo hey other blindy! This awesome! We can start the blind mafia!!(September 22, 2015 at 3:34 am)ignoramus Wrote: Can't you just, like, smack 'em over the head accidentally with your stick?!That was funny  RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 29, 2015 at 8:25 pm
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