(September 29, 2015 at 8:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Taking a huge dump and then not flushing it. Leaving it in the toilet for the next unsuspecting victim to find.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
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(September 22, 2015 at 3:15 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:(September 22, 2015 at 3:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: BQ, all that tells me is you need smarter friends! (We're not ALWAYS going to be here for you!) hehe Hehe, that's great. I've had idiots not know how to deal with me due to the wheelchair. Like, to them not only can't I walk, but I'm also fucking Tommy from The Who. So, when they talk to me, they get down at my level, stare right through me, and talk very loudly and slowly, with words that contain few syllables. And I'm just like, "Asshat, I have a bachelors degree, write code, and am likely smarter and more capable than you. Back the fuck off."
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 (September 29, 2015 at 8:38 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:(September 22, 2015 at 3:15 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: It's mostly just regular acquaintances who don't grasp blind is NOT deaf. So I like to fuck with their assumptions. It's really awesome! Btw the only reason I will crouch down is if you complain about craning your neck. Though I don't get too many complaints be short as I am.  (September 29, 2015 at 8:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Taking a huge dump and then not flushing it. Leaving it in the toilet for the next unsuspecting victim to find.Jesus Cath! That one belongs in the creepy thread!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
A: Hanky panky
When I was in med school, my flatmate at the time, the photographer who took my pictures and who was, at the time, a professional model, used to go out to a local pub in Melbourne on a Friday and Saturday night and we'd dress in fairly skimpy gear.
Then, so we wouldn't get bugged by guys, we'd pretend we were together. The looks we used to get from some of the guys were bloody funny. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Yes, but were you really pretending?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Yes.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'll fart in public occasionally.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein  (September 29, 2015 at 8:25 pm)Kitan Wrote: I am not mischievous at at all. In fact, I am the quiet nerd with whom everyone keeps trying to engage. Like, out of pity? I get that as well. For me? I dunno. Mumbling at somebody who is having a hard time hearing me. Then after the first "huh?", repeating myself, but in a lower volume.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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