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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
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"Needing proof for atheism"
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
"You've got these schools now talking about this "evolution" - telling these kids that have been going to Sunday school their whole lives that we came from monkeys." - Mom
"It's happening just like He said it would. Everything is fallin' into place and we ain't got long left." - Random asshole in barbershop just after berating Obama (note to self: find new barbershop; complete ignorance is the norm there)
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
 RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm by Jaxxie1181.)
"The Bible/Christianity is true, because it's the only faith that people are willing to die for." How about those Muslims?
"It's not a religion. Religions are false. Christianity is a *relationship*" So is every other deity-centric religious ideology. "I stand with Israel!" Insert Jewish people asking for a public menorah lighting here. "I'm so tired of this PC bullcrap! If you're offended by the reason for the season then go back to your own country!!! America is a Christian nation and we celebrate Christmas! MERRY CHRISTmas and GOD BLESS! HAH Hope I offended everyone!!!" Pascal's Wager "I don't have enough faith to be an atheist." "You can't see the wind, but you have faith it's there, right?"  (October 19, 2015 at 10:43 am)JBrentonK Wrote: Believing in evolution is pretty stupid. Since after all evolution teaches us that we did not come from humans (the bible), what it teaches us is to ignore the bible. It's conclusion is that we come from a rock. Pretty stupid. The truth is is that Adam is incapable of thinking about his origins, BECAUSE he is a rock before he ever thought to question God's origins. So the "origin of the rock" IS Adam, but it can in no way be equivalent to that of an animal, as evolution teaches. You realize your are talking just like the monkey you never evolved from, while we are talking like humans because we've already evolved from monkeys, right? 
You secretly believe in god, and I know you would start praying if faced with death.
Then there's the whole "Can I pray for you to get cancer?" thing.  (October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Jaxxie1181 Wrote: "You can't see the wind, but you have faith it's there, right?" That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, if not the stupidest. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
 (October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Jaxxie1181 Wrote: "The Bible/Christianity is true, because it's the only faith that people are willing to die for." How about those Muslims? Your first post, and it's clear you are no stranger to Christian idiocy. Welcome. (October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm)abaris Wrote: That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, if not the stupidest. I actually had a Christian say that to me in the comments section of a news article on FB recently. Oh, another one I love - "You refuse to believe in God so you can sin without consequences." I thought that was fundies, since all they have to do is repent and they can still go to heaven. How many times have I heard, "just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I'm perfect. Just forgiven"? |
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