RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am
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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
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 (October 19, 2015 at 11:57 am)Strider Wrote: "You've got these schools now talking about this "evolution" - telling these kids that have been going to Sunday school their whole lives that we came from monkeys." - Mom I LIVE in this! It is why I am moving! They really believed the world was ending 4 times in a month *sighs*
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts~
 RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
(October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm)Cecelia Wrote: "You can't say the bible wasn't written by God unless you are omnipotent!" Likewise, you can't say the bible WAS written by God unless you are omnipotent. Works both ways, AiG. I'll go with my IRL fundy evangelical lady who quite literally (and with a straight-face) advocated for marital rape.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
 (October 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Qwest Wrote: I LIVE in this! It is why I am moving! They really believed the world was ending 4 times in a month *sighs* Me and you both, except moving isn't in the cards for me. 
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
 (October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm)abaris Wrote:(October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Jaxxie1181 Wrote: "You can't see the wind, but you have faith it's there, right?" Oh lord, now that you mention it, I actually remember hearing that one!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Some more choice cliches I've heard:
"You can't discuss the Bible, because you are unable to read it through spiritual eyes." "If the Bible isn't the truth, then why has God preserved and protected it for all these years, making it the number-one best selling book in the history of the world?" (This one's a little more fundamental Baptist-centric) "God preserved his word as a blessing to the English speaking people through his King James translation. If there were to be translation errors, God would have stepped in and intervened to prevent them." 
"I'm a Young Earth Creationist and I can prove my prove the world is six thousand years old"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Everything they say is dumb.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
"Hi, I'm Ray Comfort..."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A former co-worker of my husband:
"Satan planted dinosaur bones in the earth to confound the minds of people and turn them away from God." |
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