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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:35 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Ew.

I wonder why none of our resident Christians have weighed in on this one.

In fairness, because most of them probably aren't obsessed either.  The problem with religion is that it always one to justify one's obsessions.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:48 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 10:33 pm)LostLocke Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Thena323 Wrote: People just don't have any imagination anymore.

Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books?
I haven't. I really don't like vampire themed media, but for some reason I feel in love with the show.  Wink
There's 3 of them, and they're really excellent reads if you ever want to check them out. The show's great too, but I've heard the viewership isn't too high for some reason. Hope it doesn't get axed. 
Btw, the guy that plays Vasily Fet is allegedly going to be on The Walking Dead this season.
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#43
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:52 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 10:05 pm)LostLocke Wrote: I'm really hoping that's in a figurative sense....
I mean, I can see the whole fantasy/role-playing thing, but to expect, or demand, that in reality...... just no.
People just don't have any imagination anymore.

Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books?

I've just started watching the show.  Literally into about episode 4

So far it's not bad.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 11:32 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Thena323 Wrote: People just don't have any imagination anymore.

Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books?

I've just started watching the show.  Literally into about episode 4

So far it's not bad.
It gets even better.
What do you think of the exterminator? Not bad, huh?
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 11:37 pm
Not bad at all.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 11:43 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!


Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic

that is word-for-word what I was going to say.
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#47
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm
The footage is real. Try not to puke.

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#48
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 12:37 am (This post was last modified: October 22, 2015 at 12:48 am by Cinjin.)
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 1:02 am
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 1:09 am
For sure Wyrd. We love that shit. I can't think of a day that goes by that I don't miss being treated as sub-human. Rolleyes
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