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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
#51
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
As nice as I'm sure vaginas are (stupid disability-caused celibacy Sad ), I'm not convinced they're a woman's most important attribute.

EDIT: that's a hell of a page topper....
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#52
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 10:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Ew.

I wonder why none of our resident Christians have weighed in on this one.

In fairness, because most of them probably aren't obsessed either.  The problem with religion is that it always one to justify one's obsessions.

at least one of them is not on this because he is too busy with a homosexuality thread.
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#53
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
No one knows creepy quite like theists.
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#54
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
I've never had a virgin woman. I have some amazing sex from women of all sorts. Some of the best sex has been from women that already had kids. In my mind if a woman can return to being able to have great sex after pushing out a kid then what the hell is the problem with having had a penis in her time?
That's it. I've seen the light. I should worship the vag. At least its power can be proven.
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#55
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 7:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I wonder if she had been to Toronto  or NY recently?

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/WomensHealth/...701&page=1

Or, did the certificate/proof come with the purchase?

http://www.hymenshop.com/

Glad my husband isn't a religious nut with a virginity fetish because the thought of "recreating" that awkward and rather painful first time just isn't very appealing to me. Shame so many women feel it is so important *and that not being could be life threatening) they'd have surgery to restore a little bit of skin! As for the home DIY kit, what a stupid fucking product! I bet they sell tons of these to naughty church girls though!
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.

Signed by a doctor

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#57
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Wait, shouldn't the certificate go to the buyer, i. E. the father-in-law?
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#58
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Maybe such virgin obsessed men don't want the woman having any frame of reference, so they won't realize if the sex is crap.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 22, 2015 at 1:02 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 12:37 am)Cinjin Wrote: [hide]
Women are always the first to convert and the more repressive the religion is for them the more fanatical they become in supporting it.  They simply love the BS.

What the actual fuck is wrong wth you?
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 10:33 pm)LostLocke Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Thena323 Wrote: People just don't have any imagination anymore.

Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books?
I haven't. I really don't like vampire themed media, but for some reason I feel in love with the show.  Wink

Huh

What's there to like about it?

The kid is dumb and annoying, and dumb. Seriously, he isn't that young to be obsessing over his vampiric-ghoul mother like that.

The hacker-girl, to be someone who can take down the entire internet(however that's supposed to work), sure can't do much hacking. I mean really, they have the vampire killing formula, so instead of approaching shady military people, why not put it online and broadcast it to the world. Or did she take down the internet all over the world? By the way, without internet, how do they even have a functional working society any more in this day and age?

The exterminator guy would be likeable if only he wasn't so very reliant on that old pawn-shop guy.

The old pawn-shop guy, for being an experienced vampire hunter, doesn't seem to know much about vampires.

And the asshole lead is a failure as a researcher, father, husband, lover, fighter and pretty much everything he tries to do. His lover/partner is just as annoying (thank goodness she got infected).

About the vampires, till date I cannot figure them out. I mean can they move really fast like flash? Or do they have to move slowly and run slowly like humans? They seem to do both as per the need of the story Dodgy
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