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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 8:16 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote: That disgusts me on several levels:
-It implies that virginity is some sort of gift
-It implies that this gift belongs to her father
-It implies that her vagina is magical because it's never had a penis (or a cucumber or a table leg or what have you) inside of it
-It does not rule out anal or oral or surreptitious handies under the table (hey, you know you were thinking it)
-It implies that there is something wrong with sex and she is not ruined
-It implies that a woman being sexually inexperienced is somehow important (but a man's isn't)
-It implies that she is not capable of being truthful so needs medical proof
-It implies that the status of her vagina is her father's business
-Her proof somehow buys her father's approval
-A doctor would actually agree to examine someone and sign a certificate of virginity
-EWWWWW. And furthermore. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Anyone have anything else to add to the list?
Her certificate demonstrates that she accepts her subjugation. Nauseating.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:24 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote: That disgusts me on several levels:
-It implies that virginity is some sort of gift
-It implies that this gift belongs to her father
-It implies that her vagina is magical because it's never had a penis (or a cucumber or a table leg or what have you) inside of it
-It does not rule out anal or oral or surreptitious handies under the table (hey, you know you were thinking it)
-It implies that there is something wrong with sex and she is not ruined
-It implies that a woman being sexually inexperienced is somehow important (but a man's isn't)
-It implies that she is not capable of being truthful so needs medical proof
-It implies that the status of her vagina is her father's business
-Her proof somehow buys her father's approval
-A doctor would actually agree to examine someone and sign a certificate of virginity
-EWWWWW. And furthermore. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Anyone have anything else to add to the list?
Sure it implies that her vagina would be spoiled for all other men, once one man has entered it. That suggests a certain inadequacy on the part of subsequent men.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:31 pm
I find the whole "cult of the virgin" thing fucking disturbing and offensive.
Seriously, I've seen men scream that they want their "promised gift" of banging a virgin.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:33 pm
Makes me wonder what these people think Heaven is like. Do we just all of a sudden kick back and relax? Or will we continue to have these harmful thoughts about sex when we (supposedly) get to Heaven.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:56 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm)Thena323 Wrote: The notion that "Daddy owns your sweet, precious pussy, until you're married" is beyond disturbing.
I wonder if the Daddies who attend purity balls with their daughters are the same guys who download most of the sicko incest porn?
Magic 8 balls say: It is almost certain.
As the father of two daughters, I can proudly say that I am not obsessed by their pussies. I'll never understand the sick fucks who are either.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm
Ew.
I wonder why none of our resident Christians have weighed in on this one.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm)abaris Wrote: (October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.
Signed by a doctor
Guess, it's important to know the value of the merchandise. You look a horse in the mouth before buying, after all. Why not a bride between her legs?
I'd rather have a document proving she can fuck me silly instead of one essentially saying that I'm in for years of fumbling and bashfulness.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:05 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Beccs Wrote: Seriously, I've seen men scream that they want their "promised gift" of banging a virgin. I'm really hoping that's in a figurative sense....
I mean, I can see the whole fantasy/role-playing thing, but to expect, or demand, that in reality...... just no.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 10:05 pm)LostLocke Wrote: (October 21, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Beccs Wrote: Seriously, I've seen men scream that they want their "promised gift" of banging a virgin. I'm really hoping that's in a figurative sense....
I mean, I can see the whole fantasy/role-playing thing, but to expect, or demand, that in reality...... just no. People just don't have any imagination anymore.
Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books?
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 10:33 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Thena323 Wrote: (October 21, 2015 at 10:05 pm)LostLocke Wrote: I'm really hoping that's in a figurative sense....
I mean, I can see the whole fantasy/role-playing thing, but to expect, or demand, that in reality...... just no. People just don't have any imagination anymore.
Off-topic...You're the only other person here (that I know of) that's familiar with The Strain. Have you read the books? I haven't. I really don't like vampire themed media, but for some reason I feel in love with the show. 
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