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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 2:27 am
(November 16, 2015 at 2:06 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (November 16, 2015 at 1:13 am)Thena323 Wrote: Hate is such a strong word, but I honestly feel as though I hate Kirk Cameron. His all-American, corn-fed, aw shucks, baby joey Christian kangaroo face sickens me.
He's one of the dumbest motherfuckers in existence, and he'd like nothing more than to transform U.S. into nation of mindless, fundamental fucktards like himself. Douchebag.
I hope he chokes on a banana.
He'd have to pull it out of his ass before he could choke on it.
He'd probably enjoy it more if you did it for him, darlin' 
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 2:44 am
I'm gonna go with the self-righteous homophobe from Colorado who got caught out as a methhead cocksucker.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 3:13 am
Since none of you know my biological father (Not really a joke) I will say Jim Jones. He convinced an entire group of people to kill themselves and their children while others shot an American Envoy (including a Congressman) that had come out to check on them. Now come on, he has to win an award of some kind
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November 16, 2015 at 11:47 am
Josh Feuerstein
Fred Phelps and his spawn and minions
Ken Ham
Ted Haggard
Jack Chick
. . .
Pat Robertson has already been mentioned, but he's so stupid and insane . . .
Really, all of these preachers are just failed "alpha males" looking for sheeple to lead, who will throw money at them.
I have never met a preacher who wasn't a self-absorbed asshole. Most preachers talk the talk, but when they get off
of the pulpit, they rape kids, hire prostitutes, have affairs, spend lots of money on drugs . . . they're just scum.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 11:50 am
That jesus guy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 11:55 am
(November 16, 2015 at 12:03 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: hiccup
Gesundheit!
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Ken "pass the sickbag" Ham.
VenomFangX.
Nephilimfree.
Josh Fuckstain.
Both Hovinds.
Ray Cumfart and Kirk Camoron, the Boy Blunder.
William Lane Craig.
Hamza Tzortzis, the muslim William Lane Craig.
Zakir Naik.
Sye Ten Buggered Cat Bruggencate.
Ben Stein.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Actually, they all pretty much suck cock. From the fire-and-brimstone assholes to the jesus-loves-you cocksuckers they are all parasites sucking the life ( and money ) out of idiots who listen to them.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:29 pm
A lot of the fun Protestant pastors have been taken, so I'll spotlight one of American Catholicism's biggest scumbags, The Catholic League's own Bill Donohue.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:41 pm
(November 15, 2015 at 11:56 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King would be one of the best. Though he's obviously not still alive.
Would that be one of the best for being a preacher, or for being a humanitarian visionary?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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