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At what point do you wash you ass?
#11
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
I just don't plan it out that thoroughly.  Eventually, everything gets wet.
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#12
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(December 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(December 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I usually save it until last, because I don't want to wipe my face with a rag that I just used to wipe my crack. There's a proper order to bathing, and crevices, crotch, and the bottom of my feet should be last.

So do you save the rag for the next shower?

I wash it afterwards.
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#13
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BTW, I bathe instead of showering, I love looking at catalogs or reading in the bath tub.

Soaking my cares away, although lately, I have been keeping the cell phone and cordless within reach, and I'm thinking that is not a good sign, I don't need to be available 24/7/365.
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#14
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I mostly have baths in the colder months. It feels really good to just soak in hot water on a cold day.
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#15
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(December 9, 2015 at 2:54 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I mostly have baths in the colder months. It feels really good to just soak in hot water on a cold day.

Indeed, I've been surprised just how deeply chilled it is possible to become in this rural winter frozen wasteland.
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#16
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Boys are gross.
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#17
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(December 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Boys are gross.

Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has them.
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#18
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Obviously this wasn't well thought out when you posted it. Now had you posted it in A69, we might have even gotten a video out of it or something. Wink

I'm going back to hiding now. I don't know what the hell made me say that.
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#19
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Since my wiping regimen leaves my butthole pristine, I don't worry about order. I use a loofah ball and St. Ives oatmeal and shea butter body wash, and it gets done in whatever order comes to me.
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#20
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
Personally, I shower by washing myself with hot water (or cold water if we're out of hot water, a man has to adapt himself), then proceed to apply shampoo and bath foam, and then re-wash myself - I usually put shampoo first, then apply bath foam from my shoulders (and my face/beard if I have any facial hair growth) to my feet and I put it inside my butthole and ass area as well.
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