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taking the lord's name in vain

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taking the lord's name in vain
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RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 4:11 pm
(February 13, 2016 at 11:26 am)Evie Wrote:
(February 13, 2016 at 2:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Am I allowed to call God a poo poo brain or is that pushing the limits a little too far?
I'll go wash my mouth out!

Nah you're not allowed to call him a "poo poo brain."

But that's only because if you do this turtle will throw one of his mayo jars at you for being so soft on Gawd [emoji6]

Call him a "Disgraceful utter fucking total cunt of a bastard arse-face" instead [emoji12]



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#52
RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 4:31 pm
If; Morpheus is the God of dreams
And; Morphine is named after him.
Then; Morphine addicts take his name in vein*

Ha ha, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiting staff...



* yes, yes I know it should be "artery" not "vein" but they could be incompetent morphine addicts...
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RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 6:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 6:53 pm by God of Mr. Hanky.)
Whoopsie, that was a cross-threaded post - deleted! See the thread "Anyone know songs about eyes?"
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RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 6:14 pm
Geez, been a long time since I've heard that one!
Sounds like the fireball era or maybe who do we think we are?
Cheers... Enjoyed it...
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RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 6:55 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 6:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Geez, been a long time since I've heard that one!
Sounds like the fireball era or maybe who do we think we are?
Cheers... Enjoyed it...

Yeah, that was some pretty badass electric piano. Sorry I misposted it here, had to move it over to the "...songs about eyes" thread where it was intended.
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RE: taking the lord's name in vain
February 14, 2016 at 8:26 pm
Had a good talk with John Lord once for about an hour.
The bastard pinched all my smokes! You'd think he could afford his own.

Got Ritchie to sign my jacket pre concert but I asked John to tell him to come out but he wouldn't.
It was about 3:am and only a couple of us left there outside the hotel.
John said it's nothing personal, he has always shyed from crowds, likes to be alone.
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