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The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!

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The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 12:26 pm
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 12:30 pm
At the very least, they shouldn't be able to claim their fucking private jets as church property. Make them pay their goddamn taxes on them.

i hope their fucking private plane crashes, and the pilots are the only survivors.
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 12:34 pm
So these preachers that have dedicated their lives to helping others avoid demons and the temptations of evil, are incapable of denying these temptations and demons themselves. Thinking
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 12:37 pm
There's a thought.

Maybe the IRS only allows exemptions on churchy stuff like asses and and some big timbers ??
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 12:52 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 5:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'THERE'S A PROSPERITY PREACHER ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE!!!!' - William Shatner

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I laughed way too hard at that
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 4:24 pm
Well if that doesn't get the faithful to open their pocketbooks I'm not sure what will. Wait, I got it. They need 2 planes each. Got to have one on standby. Now give damn it, give. If not, you're a fucking demon. Thou shalt be cast out! (just not from 40K feet)
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 4:59 pm
How weird.
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 6:12 pm by AFTT47.)
They have a point about schedules and carrying 12 people. The 100,000 lbs of food is hilarious. Donald Trump's Boeing 757 couldn't do that. You're looking at Boeing 777 territory to carry that kind of a load. A G650 couldn't even do a tenth of that. It's one hell of a plane for a billionaire to cruise around in though. Coast to coast faster than anything in the sky other than a military jet or maybe a Cessna Citation X. Definitely not something the mythical Jesus would have approved of for a minister. Definitely NOT humble.
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