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The Second Coming already happened???

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The Second Coming already happened???
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 11:44 am
So Jesus already came back?

Don't anyone tell me what happened. I've got all of it on Sky Plus, but I haven't finished the first series yet.

I hope the ending is as good as "Lost".
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 11:54 am
"I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband."

Revelation 21:2
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 12:03 pm
(March 6, 2016 at 11:54 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: "I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband."

Revelation 21:2

DUDE, SPOILER ALERT!!
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm
(March 6, 2016 at 11:11 am)mh.brewer Wrote: They were no different than any other doomsday cult except in staying power.

They had zombies!
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm
Oop. I just discovered this.

Quote:"Look, he is coming with the clouds," and "every eye will see him, even those who pierced him"; and all peoples on earth "will mourn because of him." So shall it be! Amen.

Revelations 1:7 (emphasis mine)

So it looks like that passage in Revelations 22 doesn't provide an escape clause for the claim that Jesus would be coming "real soon now."
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:24 pm
When I bring that up with fundamentalists, I get any number of justifications or interpretations. The most common I get is, "It refers to a metaphorical death."

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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:33 pm
(March 6, 2016 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When I bring that up with fundamentalists, I get any number of justifications or interpretations.  The most common I get is, "It refers to a metaphorical death."
When the English committee wrote the Bible they threw in all kinds of gems like that to show that the Bible was an elaborate joke.  Those little gems are easily overlooked because people in the past never really read and analyzed the stories.  It's a lot easier to do today with the internet and word searches.
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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm
I like the JWs take on it, the world ended over a century ago and everything since is an illusion from Satan.

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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 2:51 pm
(March 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I like the JWs take on it, the world ended over a century ago and everything since is an illusion from Satan.

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RE: The Second Coming already happened???
March 6, 2016 at 4:06 pm
(March 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Oop.  I just discovered this.

Quote:"Look, he is coming with the clouds," and "every eye will see him, even those who pierced him"; and all peoples on earth "will mourn because of him." So shall it be! Amen.

Revelations 1:7 (emphasis mine)

So it looks like that passage in Revelations 22 doesn't provide an escape clause for the claim that Jesus would be coming "real soon now."

Sorry, such a "prophecy" only works if the Earth is flat!
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