Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis

[dyresand]

So i said someone should rewrite the bible you know what i'll take a crack at it so here it goes.
If anyone else want's to help chip  in go ahead, i even made genesis fit around the big bang theory.

day 1. In the early times there was a simple pin point of energy small but very hot no one knows how it got there no one knows why.
But that extremely small pin point of energy was very unstable. [insert being of origin here] looked onto the the speck of energy
with curious eyes as it started to expand before him created space and time as we know. 

day 2. From the expansion came darkness and matter called hydrogen and helium. It was very hot during this period.

day 3. From the darkness came light the stars were born. 

day 4. Galaxies, planets etc started to form

day 5. The universe as we know it still keeps expanding

day 6. [insert being of origin here] was mentioned in this  post by said user.

[Minimalist]

[insert being of origin here]

[dyresand]

[insert being of origin here]

[comet]

I would change two things.

 
1) he may have rested on the 7th day but he woke up and said "on my no-me, they have to breed!" . Later that afternoon, after some retro-fitting, he created the marsupials.
 
2) "Dust to Dust" does not describe it well enough.  That should be changed to "diapers to diapers".

[robvalue]

Looks good!

Day 7: Some little pissant creatures crawling around a rock in the middle of nowhere developed the ability to ask difficult questions. This was not matched by their access to answers. So they made a load of shit up because not knowing was too uncomfortable. They convinced themselves the whole universe was made just for them, even though it's almost entirely deadly and their species will only exist for a cosmic blink of an eye.

Day 8: Went to the beach.