Dinosaurs and the bible

[Minimalist]

"Dinosaurs are just one of a myriad of wondrous beasts which were formed from the ground on the same day as Adam "


What a bunch of fucking lunatics.

[DeistPaladin]

What a bunch of fucking lunatics.

Min, your avatar says it all. Remember, these are the same lunatics that elected that bozo because he was a lot like them.

[chatpilot]

"Dinosaurs are just one of a myriad of wondrous beasts which were formed from the ground on the same day as Adam "

That is fucking hilarious!! I think you have seen one too many Land of the lost episodes. Anyone who studies or even has a basic understanding of evolution and the evidence found in the fossil records should know that dinosaurs existed way before man and at no time have the two ever crossed paths. What fucking retards!

[Minimalist]

But they read it in their old book, C-P, so that means it's true....oh its Trwoo! (Think Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles!)

[Thor]

The flood is just one more example of gods incompetence.

Any half competent god, pissed off at humanity, would have just inflicted something humorously painful on people

like terminal haemorrhoids or the like.

But the xtian god, like the half witted buffoon that the bible demonstrates him to be, decides to obliterate the entire biosphere.

A bit like dealing with your mouse problem by dynamiting your house.

And the dopes who believe this to be true make excuses to justify their god drowning toddlers and infants! I even had one genius suggest that, since the Bible doesn't specifically mention that children were killed, maybe there were no children on the planet at the time of the flood. How can you argue with stupidity like this?

[chatpilot]

You can't Thor! Not only is this god stupid but if his purpose for the flood was to cleanse the Earth of mans wickedness then why did he spare Noah and his family if they are also descendants of Adam and Eve and as such have also inherited sin and all the consequences it brings? It is like killing off the aids virus but then suddenly deciding: but I like this particular strain so I will spare it. In essence he (god ) didn't cleanse shit with the flood by sparing Noah and family. He removed a huge part of the cancer but left some of it intact to grow again and spread once more. Just another biblical demonstration of his incompetence.

[Thor]

You can't Thor! Not only is this god stupid but if his purpose for the flood was to cleanse the Earth of mans wickedness then why did he spare Noah and his family if they are also descendants of Adam and Eve and as such have also inherited sin and all the consequences it brings? It is like killing off the aids virus but then suddenly deciding: but I like this particular strain so I will spare it. In essence he (god ) didn't cleanse shit with the flood by sparing Noah and family. He removed a huge part of the cancer but left some of it intact to grow again and spread once more. Just another biblical demonstration of his incompetence.

Yeah, it makes no sense! This deity wiped out nearly all of mankind to stamp out "wickedness" only to have succeeding generations of people commit atrocities, wage war and enslave others. Oh, but "Jesus" died for our sins! Like that makes any more sense than the ark fable....

[Minimalist]

As the second century Greco-Roman philosopher, Celsus said:

"God does not inflict correction on the world as if he were some unskilled laborer who is incapable of building something properly the first time around; God has no need to purify what he has built by means of a flood or a conflagration (as they teach)."

Celsus' vision of god is of an actual all-powerful being...not some fuck up who messes up constantly.

Yahweh is like worshiping Abbot and Costello or the Three Stooges.

[chatpilot]

"Yahweh is like worshiping Abbot and Costello or the Three Stooges."

Lmao Min

[Minimalist]