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The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself

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The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself
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The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself
April 6, 2016 at 8:40 pm
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April 7, 2016 at 1:44 am
It's going to be hilarious when the muslims use those laws against the rednecks.
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April 9, 2016 at 6:23 pm
I still seem to remember a bunch of outrage over that Muslim cabbie in NYC who refused to give someone a ride from the airport because they had liquor with them.
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April 9, 2016 at 6:57 pm
I like that at some point, usually, these silly laws have to be argued for in court. The nonsense of them get's exposed. Now if we just had a court that could be rational we'd be all set!
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April 9, 2016 at 7:29 pm
With Scalia pushing up daisies the SCOTUS has an opportunity.
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April 9, 2016 at 8:12 pm
What happened to "All businessmen are criminal assholes"?
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RE: The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself
April 9, 2016 at 8:21 pm
(April 9, 2016 at 8:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What happened to "All businessmen are criminal assholes"?

can you add them together? "The criminal asshole business types want jesus to go fuck himself." Tada!  Big Grin
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April 9, 2016 at 8:47 pm
They are not mutually exclusive. Bigotry can cut into profits.
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RE: The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself
April 9, 2016 at 11:21 pm
(April 9, 2016 at 8:21 pm)Goosebump Wrote:
(April 9, 2016 at 8:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What happened to "All businessmen are criminal assholes"?

can you add them together? "The criminal asshole business types want jesus to go fuck himself." Tada!  Big Grin

Yeah - that works.  All they care about is their profit margin.  Fucking jesus is on the way out in the country.
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RE: The Business Types Want Jesus To Go Fuck Himself
April 10, 2016 at 12:26 am
(April 9, 2016 at 11:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 9, 2016 at 8:21 pm)Goosebump Wrote: can you add them together? "The criminal asshole business types want jesus to go fuck himself." Tada!  Big Grin

Yeah - that works.  All they care about is their profit margin.  Fucking jesus is on the way out in the country.

That is no doubt true in many (perhaps most) cases but I doubt it is here. The best thing for profit margin is to remain silent on controversial topics. Social activism is usually a toxic mix with business. You're going to piss off someone. And people you piss off always seem to have better memories than the people you please. It's a well-known phenomena.
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