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I was good at Walmart today

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I was good at Walmart today
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I was good at Walmart today
April 14, 2016 at 10:48 pm
Idiot ahead of me at the checkout could not get the card machine to work right, and finally the clerk came around and grabbed his card and tried it again and said:

"You didn't stick it in far enough"




I had to get 4 stitches in my lip.
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I was good at Walmart today
April 14, 2016 at 10:52 pm
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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 14, 2016 at 11:27 pm
Perhaps he couldn't stick it in any farther?

Some men have small "hands."


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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 2:34 am
Haha. Man, I'm the same. Worse even. Sometimes I get trapped in a kind of mental limbo where all I can do is interpret everything people say in a dirty way. It stops being fun at that point and feels like work.
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 2:36 am
Vorlon - are you not feeling well?
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 2:37 am
Wow xD
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 2:38 am
Sometimes you gotta jiggle it about a bit as well.
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 2:42 am
(April 15, 2016 at 2:38 am)robvalue Wrote: Sometimes you gotta jiggle it about a bit as well.

Ah.  The famed 'swizzle-stick' technique.
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 3:32 am (This post was last modified: April 15, 2016 at 3:34 am by SteelCurtain.)
I swell with pride at your restraint.

When the joke is a barn burner, sometimes it's healthier to let it out.
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 9:12 pm
I had heard that you had to "lick it before you stick it".
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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