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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:24 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:27 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:29 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:31 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:42 pm
This brings to mind the other question ... Which came first, the fried chicken or the fried egg?
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Why? because it was stapled to the punk.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
To get to the other side.

Why did the pervert cross the road?


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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm
To visit its flat mate.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 7:32 pm
Sex! 

Give me a better motive.
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