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Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
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Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:20 pm
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:20 pm
Would someone delete the duplicate thread.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:32 pm
I guess god calling up all those gop candidates to tell them to run was playing a practical joke on them.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:46 pm
The country is just not ready for the Chosen One yet, I guess.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:58 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 3:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Would someone delete the duplicate thread.

Got it.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 3:58 pm
The thread title made me real life lol.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 4:51 pm
As much as I despise a Trump v. Clinton election, it's almost worth it to see the evangelicals freak out.

On the flip-side, we're sure to hear even more pissing and moaning about the end times being near. Whomever gets elected is most certainly going to be the next anti-Christ.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 6:04 pm
I got a good yuck out of Ted's VD indictment of Trump.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 6:08 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 3:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I guess god calling up all those gop candidates to tell them to run was playing a practical joke on them.

God lied, again.
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RE: Christards Having a Diarrhea Hemmorhage Over Cruz Quitting
May 4, 2016 at 6:42 pm
Such a kidder, he is!
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