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Someone stole the body!
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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 8, 2016 at 6:54 pm
Quote:No 1st-century sources exist on the fate of any of the disciples.

There are no 1st century sources on the existence of any of the disciples, either.
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June 8, 2016 at 7:01 pm (This post was last modified: June 8, 2016 at 7:02 pm by Gemini.)
(June 8, 2016 at 3:49 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: [epic post]

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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 8, 2016 at 7:57 pm (This post was last modified: June 8, 2016 at 7:58 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(June 8, 2016 at 6:25 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote: Ehrmehgerrrrd YITW has lost her mind! She's speakin gibberish. Get her to a homeopathic hospital, stat!!!!1*1!1!!1!!!1!111!eleventybillion
Don't worry, Godschild prayed with me and the voice have left... for now. Smile
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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 8, 2016 at 8:01 pm
It's Hell having multiple personality disorder. We'd seek help but can't agree on a therapist.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 8, 2016 at 9:48 pm
(June 8, 2016 at 6:25 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote:  She's 

By the way, I'm a "he". 

I realize now that my avatar features "Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian" so your assumption makes perfect sense. 

If you don't about her, here's a sample:


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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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June 8, 2016 at 10:02 pm
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#317
RE: Someone stole the body!
June 8, 2016 at 10:05 pm
Hey, I thought we finally broke one Tongue

But he was just pretending!
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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 9, 2016 at 1:54 am
(June 8, 2016 at 2:03 pm)madog Wrote:
(June 8, 2016 at 1:49 pm)Godschild Wrote:  Whaaaaat?

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As you appear incapable of understanding that I am an atheist and have no intention of getting to, as you say  "answering, God is real."

Its understandable my answer went over your head .... 

Just a hint, I am trying to answer, God is not real, its your job answering whether he is real  Rolleyes

Dog.

 Then why don't you ask God, all I can do is give you what the Bible says and tell you that I have experienced God because He did as He promised, when I became a Christian God proved Himself to me, I have no doubts and have a deeper understanding of who He is and what He is doing. Without being a Christian you can't get to the point I am and as the Bible says I have an understand far above your's. That's not meant to be sarcastic, it's about the spiritual world, the one which will last forever.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Someone stole the body!
June 9, 2016 at 1:59 am
(June 9, 2016 at 1:54 am)Godschild Wrote:  Without being a Christian you can't get to the point I am and as the Bible says I have an understand far above your's.  

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Yes I used to be arrogant too ...
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#320
RE: Someone stole the body!
June 9, 2016 at 1:59 am
Bullshit spill in aisle 7. Someone bring a mop and a straight jacket.
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