If christianity were true [hypothetical]

[KevinM1]

If christianity is true, I launch nukes towards heaven.

It's the only way to be sure. /Aliens reference

[Silver]

If christianity is true, I launch nukes towards heaven.

It's the only way to be sure.  /Aliens reference

Fucking dumbasses.

Humor is one thing, but stupidity is another.

You err on the side of humor.

[robvalue]

If... the fact being were all born of sin... why would we or why should we continue the human race and produce i mean 
if this is all a test and god is there should the earlier humans be like.... you know what i don't want children
so all it takes really is for people to stop reproducing i mean what's god going to do anyways if his chosen people were
to not reproduce he couldn't get exactly angry i mean why would he lol.

I'm not having children anyway, but if I thought there was the slightest chance my offspring could end up in eternal torment, I wouldn't have them just for that reason.

I don't understand how anyone could under those beliefs. I suppose it's arrogantly believing that their child will fall in line like a sheep and couldn't possibly disagree with them and join another religion or ditch religion altogether. I know not all Christians believe this particular dogma about hell.

The problem with "Christianity being true" is it's entirely unclear what that means. Christianity is different depending on which Christian you talk to. Even the bible can't be "true" because it's not internally consistent.

[vorlon13]

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The problem with "Christianity being true" is it's entirely unclear what that means. Christianity is different depending on which Christian you talk to. Even the bible can't be "true" because it's not internally consistent.

Imagine the monumental fucking chaos if Mormonism was "The One True Faith".

Mormonism isn't internally consistent at any instant in time, and if one looks at all the permutations, changes, corrections, alterations, and flat out confusion since it's inception (even the year of that is in doubt due to multiple differing accounts from that twit Joe Smith) you'd have a temporally propagating random fuck of cluster instead of 'reality'.

Things would be in deep higgledy piggely.

[Silver]

To be fruitful and multiply is and forever will only be a statement directed toward a relatively unpopulated planet.

This planet can barely sustain the fucking breeders right now, so fuck the ignorant bible.

[ignoramus]

Vorls, would it be safe to say Momornism is a religious clusterfuck of the highest order which your military can only aspire to?

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Well, which of the 70,000+ permutations of Christianity is the true one ?  Come on, I'm getting older every day, we need this cleared up ASAP.


Seems like Jesus might have tried a bit harder to be a little less confusing and ambiguous.

Remember, Jesus wants you to go to hell.

http://www.bricktestament.com/the_parabl...33-34.html

[Alex K]

If... the fact being were all born of sin... why would we or why should we continue the human race and produce i mean 
if this is all a test and god is there should the earlier humans be like.... you know what i don't want children
so all it takes really is for people to stop reproducing i mean what's god going to do anyways if his chosen people were
to not reproduce he couldn't get exactly angry i mean why would he lol.

If Christianity were true, Grammar Jesus would forgive you for your abominable lack of punctuation.

But more to the point (pun not intended), if we were all born in sin, we'd simply have to accept Jesus as our personal saviour and carry on as usual. No biggie.